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omg who is that stella rogers
because they're killing me
i have NO idea sadly
there are so many rule 63 Steves all the sudden and I'm not mad about it at all
right? that's my absolute favorite pb for her, i love emily blunt
#same
she's so perfect
she asked Loki if she should send him eggplant emojis to let him know shes dtf and it's killing me
HAHAH oh my fucking god
is he fishing for compliments? is he genuinely curious??
who knows
anyway, i figure this is post-first-date
this is perfect!!!
here's a question: what did they get up to on their date??
she probably spent a lot of time invading his personal space and stealing food off of his plate
insisting they hold hands
!!!!!!
cute
he definitely turned the charm up to 11
idk how effective it would be on her though since she doesn't have the same cultural references that humans would
right over her head probs
also adorbs tbh
real talk tho, was there kissing involved
definitely, she would absolutely try and make the first move too
of course she would lmao
how experienced is she? she led a very isolated life
not very but definitely making up for it with enthusiasm
adorable
he's gonna try to pump the brakes then
take the scenic route
she's going to be like NO THANK YOU i would like the intercourse now
babe. sweetheart. darling.
no.
there's gonna be more dating
and more handholding
and lots of kissing
like. lots of kissing.
she'll be talking to scotty about it like but why is there not more touching
aslkdfjh
i don't think scotty wants to know about how much time she spends making out with the cmo
sorry bros, you're all her only friends
hopefully he will at least approve of how slow this is going, even if she herself won't lmao
scotty will be like YOU'RE KISSING ALREADY????
hahahahahahahaha
they could be doing a lot more, bud
right, like tbh everyone's lucky jaylah kept her clothes on
speaking of clothes, did she dress up for the date?? 
absolutely, something pretty and blue that she probably felt incredibly uncomfortable in
oh noooo
well he doesn't want her to feel uncomfortable but he'd be lying if he said he didn't like the way she looked in it
she's mostly like what in the fuck are dresses
look at your range of motion!!
isn't that a plus, at least?
also by date four or five he'll show her just what's so great about dresses
hey remember doing that sansa and aramis thread?? didn't he finger her too???
(that was you, right? omg now i can't remember it was so long ago lmfao)
OMG yes that was!! probably like 90 years ago now tbh
lmao no kidding
ANYWAY yes dresses are great they are super accessible for fingering she will learn soon enough
he's got legendary hands, after all
i just realized he's going to be stereotypical and gross and get far too much pleasure out of seeing her wearing his blue uniform top
typical man
i realized this at exactly the same time as you HAHAH
asdkjfh hahaha
scotty should approve of this part, at least
me and my butterfingers subscribing to everyone's journals by accident oy vey
I do this all the time, it’s the worst
the real worst is when you accidentally do it to a journal you AREN'T THREADING WITH
and then it's like do you send them a message and explain/apologize or just shove your head in the sand and never interact with them again
omg right, im usually like COOL PRETENDING LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENED
he's making a concerted effort to be open and obvious about his feelings bc poor girl will not understand playing it cool
he’s doing a good job
he learned a few lessons from his disaster of a marriage