Like Cloud is now your dad for a thread.

Or whatever crazy whatever you can possibly imagine, thread that shit out in a dream even if it didn't make it to the AU2 reality.

You guys want crazy? I GOT YOUR CRAZY RIGHT HERE!

Diamond thieves.

Mental patients.

Mental patient and doctor.

Antarctic explorers.

Astronauts.

Circus animal trainer and acrobat.

Born deaf and random person stuck in elevator with them.

Guinness Book Record attempting.

Old person teaching grandchild how to fish.

Going through gender reassignment surgery together.