it's been about a year since i started trying to kill dodger off so i want to actually crack down on getting him killed but that depends on how much he can piss ivar off.

mess around with heahmund a lot...

i don't go here but PSL STUFF

poetanarchy: OH THAT'S THE PLAN... i'm weighing pros and cons of sending him an inbox thing rn but i think dodger would be a good boy and wait until he's gathered some evidence first.

togamint: should i make an account for one of the dnd kids y/n... either nails, aoife or auric

pretend he has tho

we can future date something lol

yeah, we prob need to handwave some investigation anyway SO LIKE... what does heahmund usually do, who are his friends, etc etc

he...doesn't...have friends

he's harassed by ivar most of the time. he might be trying to make a church. and he'll be at some point taking ronan's confession but other than that he's probably finding religious texts and offending people

dodger is #triggered by this information

considering the last time he joined a church went Very Badly.

ANY i keep meaning to make one for fish

I was telling shade Heahmund is going to want to exorcise Dodger

dodger is going to take that and run a marathon withi t

we should psl arzial and heahmund, if i ever make enough icons for him

since arzial genuinely believes he controls demons

this is arzial, he's a cult leader that used to own dodger.

he has such intense telepathic powers that he can basically control anyone into doing anything, regardless of their will, just by speaking.

Lordy

dodger's world is full of ridiculously op characters lmao

by his world's standards he's actually not that powerful.

i'm still annoyed by how pretty he is for a terrible boy

Ivar is something like at the two of them meeting. Dog, meet slave. Slave, meet dog.

dodger: pass me the reins
me: you better not turn this conversation immediately into an attack on organized religion
dodger:

lord have mercy