For ease, here's a general map of the inside of the chapel
It'll also be linked in the evidence toplevel, for accessibility
thank you!
JESUS
Jesus big
~jesus~
Jesus
thank you!!!
Everyone immediately votes for Clarisse
listen,
listen millium would love to but she has a vested interest in getting this right today,
omg yay we have a seating chart now
i'd like to formally apologize to jughead and cian
I'd like to formally apologize to Frasier but Natalie is at least in a good place for this
I feel bad for Frasier too
/rubs hands
Seating chart!! hi eric and wayne
Tiny gun child
also wayne is entirely too close to the smad cop squad if he did this because millium and natalie might not even wait for execution
just run two podiums down like WE GOT THIS.
But think about poor Frasier stood there
Frasier didn't ask for any of this and especially not this grieving child
FUCK
YOU GUYS
WE MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL OF THIS
ICLY IT'S APRIL 20TH???
SMACKS ALL THE BURNING DAMAGE ON THE CHURCH
BLAZE IT
omg
It's marked hemlock extract, yes!
It looks to be something you could find in a store, strangely enough, with a DO NOT CONSUME label and everything.
blaze it and praise it i can't believe all of you
A reminder as well, if you would like a mod clarification on anything, please put MODS in the subject header on the tag!
This is so we can quickly and easily find it
walks back in here
i can't believe we're blazing it
what a good jug
i can't believe i'm saying this but smell the shoes
MAKE SURE YOU SMELL THEM REAL GOOD
putting jughead and clarisse next to each other has given me entirely too much power
fishys legacy 
your wish is my command
where is Kino
Kino already dove into bloody water to retrieve a corpse what more do you want from her
millium will do it in place of kino she guesses but can someone make sure clarisse doesn't kick her in the face like some kind of donkey,
I did not think I was going to need a picture of olympia's feet today
;;
refuse
POOR JUGHEAD'S PODIUM
but she will prop her foot up on jughead's podium where she doesn't have the position for a kick
if only Nine was alive
i'm mostly sure clarisse could kick him in the face and he would thank her
GOD, STOP
He'd bitch and then later on would be like whoa shes strong 
listen. listen... nine was millium's dumb big brother but emphasis on dumb
Wayne can't really comment. He's implied to marry the girl who smacks him in the face with a beer bottle in a church.
...
millium would like a reroll on brother figures, hers are all morons.
why do you all have such garbage tastes
id say oda's better but (looks at dazai) (shrugs)
well for those of you who don't know eo I think a lot of questions have just been answered
does anyone in this game have good taste
why do you all have such garbage tastes
Kino has no taste but distaste when it comes to romance
(and probably a lot more have been raised???)
Meryl is amazing though. She just walks in with a tommygun and goes to town
sounds like my type of woman
yeah that one i can't blame wayne for
Franciscus will flirt with pretty much anyone
On the other hand that doesn't necessarily say anything about his actual taste
wayne has good taste
also I'm going to take a breakfast break but if there's unsavory checks that need to be made let me know and I can have Kino do them, probably
If it helps... Nine also was digging Azura and Niwa?
kino checks whether anyone is unsavory
it turns out they all are
just...eventually digs everyone
so are most of the non-suspects. sakura is the only person in the entire game who isn't unsavory
including kino
i mean, sakura is pure and actually liked bakugou
...I had to go find a picture of her 
yeah that's some solid taste tbh
also hi5 for team pure (...questionably pure) and liked bakugou
millium is a good girl
the children are good
but yeah that's why bakugou gets a '-kun' instead of the usual '-san' that almost..... everyone else got
alright I'm back again /o/
Since Bakugo fought back we can probably do a strip search too but RIP Olympia
...you know what I must do
YELL AT SARGE
BRING OUT THE DIVIDER
hi5
............Keith still thinks Kino's a boy too, huh
oh my god millium does if nothing else
gently...... places face in hands
I mean Kino will check the guys she doesn't give a fuck
what a hero
kino is too powerful for genders
Kino is good
keet is so tired already
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever
also look Keet it's this or we let you put it on again and then made you strip again
but yes for the people that are not Keet: strip search desu
strip strip strip
he;s not stripping unless they get that screen >c
On one hand Kino wouldn't respond to a request for a guy but on the other after Clarisse's thing Kino might just be like I can check for everyone I don't care
and good news Keet they got the screen
thanks sarge....
thanks sarge! 
If your character doesn't mind Kino she'll check either gender
bless kino
someday Kino's going to end up on the suspect list and stare into the void when strip searches happen
clarisse doesn't care who checks olympia as long as it's not millium but she has some PREFERENCES for who checks her!!
clarisse looking around like "who is least likely to take this chance to gut me but i could absolutely take them if they try"
wow Clarisse
Nine didn't bring motor oil. That was Moloch.
i am, once again, sorry millium is like this
are you
are you really
...i mean, i'm at least sorry about the boob comments,
go get them millium
HAHA STING
(he says, having had spoilery icons for the entirety of this game)
im gonna step out fora bit for food
Keith is clean, just in a separate thread
I need to get food and a drink in a bit
idk if theres a bnha that can answer this
omg he's a sweaty boy
SWEATI BOI
also mods! I say in a response to a mod but just to be sure
mmkay im back, what did i miss....
that bakky is a sweati boi
and sadly...he wouldn't lose cool points from nine over that
gross, bakky. also nine isn't allowed to use that name that's hers
he's been calling him Hot Guy or something dumb like that.
you know what let me come back to this, mods!!
AND LEN GOT MY FIRST "ANSWERS A MOD COMMENT ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT" RESPONSE my apologies folks i'm a lil out of it today
becca was the true mastermind all along
also it's cool
we’re in a universe where oda is supporting clarisse
we stray farther from the light of god with every second
we started this trial by blowing up jesus i think that was a given
god right what the fuck
this trial is.... hrm.
olympia supported her a little while ago too. so did eric but that one made sense
regardless she kind of hates it
anyway while we hound clarisse if i miss anything please let me know!! I'M TRYING TO MAKE LUNCH I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE
yeah i've really only ruled out two suspects so hrm is right
I genuinely have no idea who we're going to end up voting for at this point
(that's not actually unusual)
i'm SO bummed that weapons were confiscated so that this can't just be [clarisse pulls a knife out of her boot] [clarisse pulls another knife out of her arm guard] [clarisse pulls another knife out of a pouch on her waist] [clarisse pulls another knife out of her other boot]
Same
Only gun
"you guys done yet" [clarisse pulls another knife out of her other arm guard] [wayne shakes his coat out over the floor and another two guns fall out] "a'ight"
Oh man I forgot to put peppers on Wayne's dislikes for the profiles.....
it really is a shame that weapons got confiscated
but just imagine the side eyeing people were doing at the knife collections....
everyone just deadeyeing keith and clarisse and wayne placing weapon after weapon on their podiums
Wayne just has a gun and a load of bullets.
I'm still not sure if he's killed anyone or not. You know the kung-fu movies where someone gets beaten up that badly that they have to be dead but then they're fine? That's RGD
also can we get some powers clarifications here from Sting and Olympia especially
Just a minute
I love you all you're letting me break the Fantasy Catholicism out and "did Jughead catechise the robot" is a question I never thought I'd ask
i think i might have keet bring up the shit in the junkyard again cuz idk if that might be helpful...?
what
mods for what is probably a long shot (hahahahaha)
I need lunch ahhh please ping me if Kino is necessary anywhere
LISTEN
SHE'S AN ASSASSIN? THAT'S HOW IT WORKS??
I MEAN ASSASSIN MOOD BUT
can we get a mod input here?
god my head is spinning im so confUSED
We're on it, it'll be written out very shortly!
discussing this!
hey bolin how far can you grab earth from
desperate times
...asfasfa
i pick the right time to finish cleaning
geez we only have about an hour left
This is superb, I love novelty investigation methods
panic hour 
if all else fails just
ask millium who she hates the most
do you even need to ask millium specifically
the entire room would just speak up in unison
graygriffin WE HAVE MUD PILE, do you want to make a new top level for it?
alright
jeffurson and asking jughead to help inspect the depth/shape of prints
thank you!! sorry please give me a minute
bolin makes a mud garden in the courtroom
i kinda have no idea what this is checking so i just did a mod ping
footprints basically
more checking depth than shape probably thanks to the rain
uhh I've got nothing for depth
bolin just makes an earth garden everywhere now
leaves it on the court room once the trial is done in the shape of a giant middle finger for sarge
ic ic okay ill edit then
waiting for clarise to just kick it
I am trying to google his feet but this is a very difficult endeavor
sting has no heels whatsoever
his shoes are flat
Thanks!
he has... waders on lmao 
these ones right?
these ones right?
footgoogle
ok i lied
i guess there is a heel
im sorry for my sins i didnt remember
theres too much else going wrong with his outfit
lmao TINY ISH
it's okay sting
"leaves very light footprints" can't believe Clarisse is actually an elf
light footprints? archer?
is clarisse actually legolas
blond
oh my god
JUGHEAD would you get that reference
LAPDANCES
afsklja
GIVE CLARISSE A NEW NICKNAME
clegolasse
they're taking the prince to isengard--
i mean okay if you need someone to spot check clarisse is a good choice so someone could absolutely ask her what her elf eyes see,
I'm talking about this trial with my Discord chat and someone just said "try cutting the orange open to see if there's a secret message inside"
I had to explain that it was already crushed
omg
ahaha
WE ARE VERY GOOD AT SOLVING MYSTERIES YOU SEE
Give me one second for the Grand Shoe Rating, it is very close
!!!
SHOEGATE
cut it open anyway
maybe there's a crushed secret message inside
/drumroll!!!!
it says “clarisse did it”
poisorange
"if you can read this you're already dead"
wouldnt it be hilarious if this wasnt conclusive
"stan loona"
lmao
“blaze it 420”
trial has been wild
I'm wheezing
triald
there's a fortune cookie fortune inside it
lucky numbers
Those are very nice feet thx
you know I'm not sure anyone mentioned it but did you know this is bakugou's birthday
Wayne is now big foot
nice feets
Ginshi: IN IC TIME OR???
...happy birthday bakugou. sorry you got murdered?????
is bakugou's birthday seriously blaze it day
YEAH APRIL
4/20 is his birthday
incredible
nice
i just want you all to know this happened yday
lmao omg
feeties
SLIDES INTO HERE NOW THAT IM DONE WITH SOME EXAM THINGS
just to watch
YEAH IT SURE HAPPENED
lum, sliding into my DMs to fucking taunt me
I was trying not to laugh as I typed out that response NGL
I'm going to laugh if this doesn't help at all
oh good
HM YIKES
Okay, feet have been rated
The weirdest modly duty I have ever performed
who has the sexiest feet
not wayne
yeah i think everyone else is up to interpretation but Not Wayne seems solid
KEITH IM WHEEZING
well olympia's mind is made up
KEITH..........
LOOK.
i read keith's statement out of context and just
why.
whos going to take that out of context icly
reading on flat view is great, yall
MILLIUM...............
Wayne has big flat feet. Perfect for stamping on people and not killing them cause being shot with a machine gun isn't enough to kill rgd people
get it keith
oda pls. don't make bolin have to explain the time he was engaged to a girl who kept him on a leash and collar
I read Oda's statement and I seriously just thought he didn't find anything strange about wanting women to step on you
NEITHER DOES SAKURA
SAKURA NO
she's like ??? did keith say something wrong?????
olympia doesn't get it either
i can't believe the child is giving her father the talk
in the middle of her friend's goddamn murder trial
im wheezing
i'm so glad I woke up in time to do this
YALL ARE HORRIBLE
whenever sakura and syaoran are older
sakura: do it again, harder
sakura: do it again, harder
BAD.
i'm going to my corner now
nO
..... hhghhhhh god every comment added to this threat has me dying, ERIC PLEASE
i can't believe a mud pile test became "keep sakura from hearing about sex"
you're welcome...
yeahhh im
like pls help sakura
oh. internet rebooting
anyways do we have a response to running footprint check
probs not but i think you need to check with her putting the weight in her heels
GOOOOODDDDDDDD TWENTY MINUTES LEFT
Get ya votes in everybody!
GOD THANK YOU FOR RETURNING INTERNET
And answer for running check is in!
...still shallower...
stares at ceiling
she needs to run with the weight on her heels
AppleBlossoms: I swear to god I just - at this point it's in character and I WILL POINT AT PORTRAIT OF RUIN - thank you!
IT'S JUST REALLY GOOD AND MADE ME SNORT OUT LOUD... bless him
....isn't running a heel strike first?
They just need to pick her up and dip her heels in
it depends how you run? i've been told running on the balls of your feet makes you faster
10 votes are in so far, by the way!
do noT MANHANDLE HER
someone lunge at her and see what her reaction is?
does she step back on her heels?
y'all are lucky they took all her knives
man i literally have no idea who to vote for icly
y-- yolo?
GODDDD IM SO AFRAID
and then we scapegoated the very second trial
five-way tie
TIE TIE TIE
suspense...
[rolls[
second week curse???
that middle one
you can do it guys...!
bakugou pls forgive us if we can't solve your murder--
bakugou gonna kill you all from the grave
16 votes are in and 9 minutes remain!
I AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED yall
nidorina AppleBlossoms natalie asked a thing!
WE'VE FAILED YOU BAKUGOU
do we have like
Any clue who did it
bc im lost
omfg Millium
everyone's denying
if someone has a very last second catheard now is the time to do it
I still don't know what the orange means
huge fucking same re: not figuring it out but like waves hands i'm not playing a smart character this time
flashbacks to mock week /peanut gallery
sorRY THE CAT IS TRYING TO EAT TAPE
oh no guys
week 2 curse
THAT'S NOT A JOKE ABOUT CATHERDING THAT'S ME TRYING TO KEEP MY ROOMMATE'S CAT FROM VOMITING
WEEK TWO CURSE
three way tie, takes out all three
bakugou will curse all of you beyond from the grave, that's the curse
nidorina: me looking at the ballot: is azura petty enough to not vote for clarisse bc if she doesn't figure out what the fuck talys is she's going to lose her goddamn mind
I'm playing an angry trainwreck and EVEN OOC I HAVE NO CLUE WHO MAY HAVE DONE IT
....*clarisse. wrong emblem.
bakugou's going to curse millium anyway for turning the end of his murder trial into sex jokes, and also probably for blatantly admitting to wanting to murder whoever did it, so, like, go ahead really
/vibrates out of existence
bakugou comes back to life just to kill us all
can we change votes?
You can, for the next two minutes
two minutes!
ONE MINUTE?
20 votes in by the way! We have 25 living characters, if I am not mistaken, SO ANYONE LAST MINUTE VOTING CAN STILL DO SO
I genuinely have no idea whether olympia is going to be alive on sunday
FEAR
i genuinely have no idea what's going on anymore and this is ok
Voting is closed!
Give us a second for the results post as we work around Nick's unstable internet >w>
I'm so glad I brought a dumb instead of a smart
SCREAMS IRL
oh god oh god oh god
HUGE FEAR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Unless I'm randomly unemployed I'm never playing a smart in a murdergame
Playing actually smart people is tiring
its true
someone @ me when results are posted ill be dying in fgo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
i did an actual detective during mock once
Playing an idiot is so much easier, it's true
I HAD SO MUCH REGRETS
Kino doesn't always realize everything so that's what I'm sticking to when I make a dumb
I appreciate that all the townsfolk got to see that
right
which is especially hilarious after millium's play-acting of being a scared sad little girl on thursday...
I tried to play a smart at a game then nearly broke my hand in the first week. I ended up just telling the mods to off him cause I couldn't keep up.
hey, if we get a second week curse, that's how we know we're a REAL murdergame
what was the first week curse....
technically this is the third week
second trial curse then, gosh
yeah GOSH
it's just called second week curse as a holdover from the days before peace weeks were common
partyraven: in scapegoat games week 2 tends to be the one where someone gets scapegoated bc week 1 is Tutorial Mode and thus week 2 is when the difficulty gets amped up
off the top of my head it happened in uh....
MGRP
It wasn't even meant to be that hard
We literally added the scapegoat to the suspect list at the last minute
i mean mgrp it was technically a tie
for week two :|a
man at this rate it's not going to matter who it was because I'm going to die
same and i'm not even on the suspect list
I felt you all needed this emote
Ohhhhhhhh gotcha
murder manor, craven castle, blank state, and got very narrowly avoided in vices 
Parasomnia too
Parasomnia's first scapegoat was later 
did someone get scapegoated in para? :|a i thought that leo, he was week--
yeah
Yeah, Parasom T2 was Keenan and the Grinch Steaks LOL Leo was scapegoated in T5
i think week 2 was keenan
i''m running on 4 hours of sleep
yeah I forgot which was when
THEO LASTED FOR... A WHILE..... KINDA...
and then y'all failed to deliver Duke to the gy for him smh
poor theo
the td protection squad was too strong
Yeah it was a... really deliberate scapegoating
Bless the evil voting block that was formed behind the scenes in Parasom
and thus did he become the saltiest ghost