/finally exhales

You have half an hour to volunteer your character for executioners duty (so until 9pm EST) - if no IC decision on the executioner is made by then, the Sergeant will pick.

gibarta

Franciscus: "can i have her pecked to death by birds"

SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO KILL HER I'M LAUGHING

Niwatori: That can be arranged

heaves a heavy sigh of relief

BREATHES

lol this dogpile of volunteers

HAHAHA

Can we all do this together

Teamwork makes the dream work

amazing

a team effort!

this is just amazing

listen, olympia has wanted to kill clarisse way longer than any of you

she has dibs

Franciscus just whispers in her ear "kill her with birds"

okay, that's extremely fair and also no one should want to let the 13 year old do it but also let the 13 year old do it

HONESTLY Franciscus is fine with anyone doing the execution as long as they involve birds in it

You'll be sad to know Wayne's doesn't really want to

at least somebody doesn't

She's nicer than the other assassin he knows?

obligatory. she's not actually volunteering tho, why take it from one of these passionate souls

I hope we get a motive where you guys can see Miguel and why Wayne thinks Clarisse is okay. Because Miguel is........

I want to comment how much I love there are so many volunteers

AS EXPECTED

Courtney, what the heck is that awful pun

why do you insist to hound me with puns goddamnit

a solid 25% of the case plotting plurk was me making puns and nick yelling at me

how many of those puns were about oranges.

please i've been ready for this exact pun since MONTHS before cartesio even STARTED

so many

there were oranges and peeling puns

nick was so mad and i was so happy

it was a beautiful planning plurk

WHY THE ORANGE COURTNEY

puns are only okay when i make them

EXPLAIN

i guess you could say it was very

apeeling

originally it was a banana

len shut uP OR ILL REQUEST ODA TO KILL SAKURA

Len, I have read that one so much these last few days and I'm going to get a conniption,. oh my hod

i suggested banana

SHWLDUHISIDIFIODODJC I CANT BELIEVE WE SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON A FUCKING MEME

I'M ABOUT TO DUCK OUT AND TAKE A SHOWER AND FUCKING DECOMPRESS I'VE BEEN HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK OVER THIS CASE FOR A CONSECUTIVE WEEK BUT I'LL EXPLAIN THE ORANGE IN A LITTLE BIT

I HATE MY LIFE

im glad his legacy lives on

I'M GLAD UKI GOT A REFERENCE HERE

SAME

yeah all of us were like "is this like uki, i fucking sweat to god"

*swear

"sweat to god" works tho it's basically bakugou and the jesus statue

considering they're sweat powered explosions

fuck one more and then i'm actually going to leave

man that would have driven us bananas

cartesio is over

get out of my game all of you

i have a promise to fulfill:
i'm up for anything as long as we're disrespecting the dead
- courtney

you allowed this

a joy to watch work 10/10

NOT PICTURED: THE FOLLOW UP WHERE I WENT "SHE DESERVES NO RESPECT" AND MEANT IT

Eight minutes for volunteering, then choosing

Volunteering time over. Going to type.

There we go

oh welp

welp

oh hai there juno

juno \o\

huh!

HM,

Welp there goes spite murder

even the sarge is so eager to see her dead.........

You have no idea

give everyone a knife and reenact the assassination of caesar

someone put up an afterparty I want jail threads

bangs my hands on the table

omfg

this is an acceptable outcome

who's gonna put up the afterparty

am i gonna have to do it and kill my inbox

you can disable notifs for a post you know

you can save your inbox

I tried it before and it didn't work

it doesn't email, but it still gets it in your inbox

ohhh okay

Well where would people like to have an afterparty, maybe I can do it

ICE CREAM PARLOR

I mean we could just do a general wander post like last week as well

ICE CREAM PARTY

for a good moping

that works too

Let's get Millium nice and hype for her murder with some sugar

energize the child

do we have anyone other than olympia who's just excited for clarisse to die

Franciscus counts as more relieved than anythin

without any "oh, but bakugou died and that's sad" bringing them down

Kino is pretty whatever with a side of "oh good getting rid of the loose cannon"

Niwa is with you, Kino

look, wouldn't bakugou killing her and then having to be executed be even worse

Kino has priorities and those priorities are being alive

Dabi's not excited, but yeah I mean he approves

I am so sorry about keet

That's not even how hemlock works Keith

give him a knife he'd love to throw one of those

OK I'm working on this afterparty post now

odas more upset over millium killing than over clarisse dying tbh

him and everyone else

oh are we supposed to be upset over one of those things?

somebody should probably tell the robot

nah you're good robot

I'm wondering how bad the guy who makes Wayne look at Clarisse and thinks 'could be worse' would have gone down here

olympia is valid

Kino is fine with a smol killing

sometimes this shit happens

and besides Millium was made for it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

keet is too used to pidge to really bat an eyelash at milium killing, yeah

That part doesn't even bother Wayne tbh. He has his own group of murder children.

yall and your murderchildren......

Kino was twelve when she did her first murder she's got no room to judge here

Then he gets Zel by running her over and it's just him internally screaming.

I wish I could have cannon updated for that

OK HERE IS THE ICE CREAM PARTY

I even worked in an orange joke

Of course you did, oh my god

IMMEDIATELY SLAMS A JAIL CELL TOPLEVEL DOWN

It's important that you were first

THANK YOU

please i prewrote it and everything while i was waiting for the results to go up

you were Prepared

i have been ready to die for so long