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she could have been petty to the end and tattle on you for giving prisoners knives keith but she didN'T, APPRECIATE HER!!!
keet :|
WHO WANTS TO UHHHHHHH HELP FIX THE CHURCH
Is Oda still gonna try that...
i mean can he,
hE FEELS GUILTY THAT CLARISSE AND BAKUGOU WENT FUCKING HAM
OKAY, LISTEN, APPROXIMATELY ALL OF THAT DESTRUCTION WAS BAKUGOU'S FAULT???
except the corpse
that one was clarisse
oda: does anyone know how to make a giant jesus statue,
well you start with a giant statue then you put a beard on him
perfect
Wayne can help with basic stuff
that execution is a little sad wow
i mean, oda will help with like. heavy lifting and shit. he cant make a jesus statue
but he can clean
good i live to upset
i still can't believe keith gave her a fucking knife
god.
He can make bad bench
his beef with sarge >>>> beef with clarisse always and forever
Cian can't make a jesus statue either but she'll help Oda out as much as she can and if someone TELLS HER to build a jesus, well god help us all she will
Investigation stuff will be replied to in a few hours, by the way
keith sux and all but she can almost respect such eagerness to stab a bitch, especially this one
also clarisse has received exactly Two gifts in her entire life and one of them was that fucking knife
Dazai will "help" if Oda's doing it
I MEAN YEAH IF SOMEONE TELLS THEM THAT THEY NEED TO BUILD A JESUS STATUE THEN ODA WILL. TRY.
dhjklsd;; clarisse
Please someone make them build a collective jesus..... please
if we can get bolin then maybe he can make a jesus
can we give jesus shark teeth 
YOU'RE A PAL, KEITH,
NOT FOR THE BIG JESUS
daaaad
...can we make a mini shark jesus
................yes
........yes
YAAAAAY
good
HAHA he did kind of end up respecting clarisse towards the end of that trial.
milli killed a person she should be in time out but her dads love her too much
like he was PISSED but like "you know what, she's not giving up. that's respectable."
GOD
"RESPECTABLE"
listen. neither of them have a BIT of room to judge really
NO SHE'S JUST A BRAT
KEET...
Keet pls
Is anyone in Millium's family still functional or did she scare the sane people away is the question
also listen!! you do what you have to for your most important people!! and if that means channeling your dead terrorist friend...
well then you do what you gotta do
I'm laughing at her reminding Wayne of his murder children when she's only a year younger
(channeling your dead terrorist friend is the only valid thing to do ever, says cian, who is totally wrong about this)
Though murderchildren are like 15-16 anyway...
(see? cian understands!! (no she doesn't))
LOOK. He likes people who have fighting spirit.
also can i just say i'm thrilled that "keet" is his nickname now
VICTORY OR DEATH etc etc
how did we fuck up and wrap around so hard that these two have some kind of vague respect for each other. what the fuck
ride or die the murdergame way
ride and* die
I... i honestly don't know.
needlemouse: wait omg is milium calling him keet now...
Millium called him Keet early on because she couldn't remember his name
and now I am slowly seeing it spread through OOC chatter and it's like /hand to chest
what did i walk into
They want to make a Jesus statue, that's what
mini shark jesus!!!
Also that
important note that millium has absolutely no idea what a jesus is
she was... mostly focused on hunting down bakky's killer yday or she would have asked because jrpg germany doesn't have christianity? and even then i don't know how much millium cares about her nation's faith, like, it's literally never brought up iirc
endlesseight: we're gonna fix jesus and millium is going to make her own interpretation
oh god
bonus points if shark jesus just pisses the people off MORE
ive never done something like this im sORRY
i don't know if i'll actually have millium put up a shark in the church but she might attend just to figure out like, how one goes about making statues in these troubled times
...soft whisper
jesisn't
IM GOING THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP 
(i joke but i'll join in the church fixing when i'm not like... Tired)
Yeah, the cinema is working
Enjoy the movies!
I'm so glad the current unlock was cinema so maybe we can actually get enough stuff to make the drive-in functional
It's okay Millium, Kino also doesn't know who Jesus is
Anyway lucky lucky the hardware store is available for Jesus building needs
She's brought her borrowed Bible with her, as if expecting it to contain building instructions. I CANT BREATHEI JODIRG
I LOVE OLYMPIA
shark jesus is a hell of a thing to wake up to, I'm just saying
she's trying okay
she's not a construction robot
btw mods, can i ask what happens with the empty motel rooms of the people who've died in game?
clarisse was keet's neighbor and if she's no longer around... that's suddenly a lot more room to move some boxes around....
Keet has his priorities straight
I haven't even asked my follow up question yet.
every time keet has a plan i feel a sort of primal fear in my heart
lmao this one isn't bad!!
lmfLKHDFG KEITH
hey, when will there be a comment for the week 3 activity check? 
;; I wanted to go submit but
;; I wanted to go submit but
i mean. if you're gonna do anything with clarisse's space filling it with weapons sounds about right
The Week 3 toplevel in the Activity Check is there now
thank you!
IT'S ABOUT THE CLOSEST TO HONORING HER MEMORY WORTH DOING, TBH
SHE WOULDN'T COMPLAIN. THAT'S FINE
partyraven: the rooms would be unlocked, so we don't think there's any issue with keith claiming that room!
there are probably arrows in the walls and at least one thrown over piece of furniture from week 0 she never bothered to pick back up. have fun keith
ohoho thank you!! he will... have so much fun just "...." and "right" at clarisse's mess. won't clean up any of it cuz those are her marks and her bsns
lmfklHFG
SHE'S TOO DEAD TO HAVE BSNS ANYMORE
keith navigating boxes around an upturned night stand and chair like, whatever
fuck there's also definitely a fuckton of arrows in there. havE FUN
not even just in the walls. like, to use
look, there have been one too many people in voltron who have been "dead" but didn't actually turn out to be dead ok?
like clarisse is gonna come back and appreciate that you left her toppled furniture in place
pffffffff wonderful. the armory's getting bigger
not his bsns ok
if she wants to come back from the dead to clean her shit up she can!!
just /leaves that option open....
LMFLKHDFGH
clarisse comes back from the dead to knock some more shit over and leaves
"aww you left it just like i remember. [kicks a box over, exits]"
LMAO
the real question though. cartesiomods can keet get milium to knock down the wall between their rooms to make moving easier....
...i guess her bow's in there too. MORE WEAPONS FOR THE ARMORY
fhjK;AKDHG
im not sure if i'm shitposting yet BUT...../CURIOUS
oh my GOD
clarisse comes back from the dead and now she and keith are roommates in what is undeniably the WORST sitcom situation cartesio could EVER have to endure
this is no one's fault but his own
i can't believe we have to res clarisse for survivor pool for this
honestly these are the only circumstances under which i would accept it
it's just a little hole that people can walk through!! they can put up a curtain and just yell at each other to STAY ONTHE OTHER SIDE.
(best sitcom)
clarisse shooting arrows into his fucking wall through the hole because he's snoring too loud
...oh my god. we're not even at end game and this is already end game canon to me
LMFLKHDFG
please there's absolutely nothing that isn't funny about the concept of clarisse and JUST CLARISSE being revived for survivor pool and noW, THIS
the true golden end of the game
UNFORTUNATELY we have to veto this one to keep the motel structurally sound but please know we all love you and your ideas
LMAO okay!! thank you <3 i'll keep the dream alive in my heart pfff
i'm so glad it's "unfortunately"
in our hearts bad roommate golden end au will live on
one day. we should meme this b/c this just sounds hilarious
GOD!!! FUCK ME I'D ABSOLUTELY BE DOWN
Oh god what did I come back to?
shark jesus and It Happened One Night, starring Keith and Clarisse?
i'm so glad for diner mom
DINER MOM THANK YOU
DINER MOM IS GOOD!! and I'm glad that all these people generally being sad into her food has apparently won her over
oda will continue trying to work hard even if we cant make the nice tapestries or a great statue
we have to work hard for diner mom
big agree
she believes in you!!!
Diner mom-!!
You know, I look at today's newspaper, and then I look back to the lighthearted articles from the peace week, and it amazes me how much things have changed
oh yo we're tropes now
oooo cool
weren't we always tropes
...okay, listen,
i love how the diner mom is the only one....
everyone else is just FUCK THESE ASSHOLES.
comments for notifs in here
Ooh gonna edit the trope page a bit
A KITCHEN
GUESS IT'S TIME
TO COOK FOR THE SARGE
i am extremely excited about this but i need you all to understand something, even if i can't find the sound file to prove it right now:
in cold steel 2, millium's quote upon failing a recipe is, as cheerfully as fucking ever
"DEATH TOLLS IN THE THOUSANDS!"
she's also the worst cook in the game
you're welcome.
Oh my god, Millium
diner mom is good and as a result I'm very concerned about her
someone dies this week due to food poisoning
Millium
PLEASE
LET'S COOK TOGETHER
OUR TIME HAS COME!!!
CARTESIO IS DOOMED
WE'RE DOIN' THIS THO
omg...
Dazai will taste test 
please enjoy this rendition of Kinoyaki
the chili peppers are in equal amount to the chicken! 
plus all of the other seasonings too, of course!
plus all of the other seasonings too, of course!
DADZAI WE MADE YOU FOOD!!
I can't believe Oda would love their cooking unironically
odad and dadzai
jfc you two
i can't believe we're gonna tpk by food poison
It's got to be good, an entire country made it their specialty
look
it's fine
but was it a country of dragons
y'all are just weak
It was not!
many bowel systems suffered.
ah. just a country of masochists. that was my second guess
I AM PLAYING A CHILD
for various reasons the cooks were convinced Kino was famous chef who travels from place to place giving countries recipes and needless to say they were extremely incorrect
The real chef came later!
And nearly died.
And fixed the recipe and left contemplating life and his understanding of flavors.
I'M ALSO PLAYING A CHILD GET ON MY LEVEL ("kay millium only half counts" shut)
LMDSLKGJADLKGJDS
well..... sakura can actually cook
Being fair to Kino she's really good at grilling food
She's just not allowed to season it. At all.
millium... gets better with time... 
as a friend put it, her strength and major weakness is ENTHUSIASM
as a friend put it, her strength and major weakness is ENTHUSIASM
She seems to operate with the understanding that when it comes to seasonings and spices, the more the better.
there's a line in canon about how she brought out airgetlam to flatten some cookie dough and "flattened the whole counter instead" and that basically sums up everything you need to know: there is no kill like overkill
Which is why she ends up dumping the entire bowl/canister in......................
in the dark era novel dazai canonically made a “hot pot” that kept oda and ango awake for three days
but also in the wan! manga, oda trusts dazai to cook something delicious simply because dazai said it would taste good
If Kino and Millium say it tastes good will Oda trust them and also think it tastes good
Oh hey Luthier
danidanidanica: yeah
poor Oda...
omg leave oda alone
olympia will eat millium and kino's cooking!
[note: olympia has no sense of taste]
"this is fine" - olympia, who is not to be trusted
Wayne can probably eat it...Has literally eaten trash though
if the characters can stand extreme spicy it's probably o...kay??
shhh no spoilers
danidanidanica: SPICY?!?!?!?!??! oda will love it
anyone who says Kino's cooking is good gets max affection points immediately
adds some tropes for Millium~
Hey guys! My apologies for the late NPC tags last couple days, I've been in a bit of a funk. They're on their way right now, and as usual if I miss you, please let me know!
Also, let it be known I love everyone in this game, seriously
okay well Kino already took the hole in the firestation, who wants the mausoleum
XD
omg rude why must we be leaving blood on the walls now
oh my GOD
someone oughta check the calendars what if its actually october in cartesio
its spooky
first we broke jesus, now this!!
Jesus' curse
His wrath has fallen upon you all
Mmmmmmmmm
he spilled his wine
spill your wine on someone else's wall jesus, this is gross
MMMMMM BAD
SORRY ABOUT THAT GHOST TALK MILLIUM???
YOU DID THIS
anyone want a roommate
millium can't live here anymore
I'M GOMEN
oh no if there really are ghosts, Sakura will freak
keith would let her sleep in his room but UH.
even more cursed
she's always welcome to stay with the dads
she will probably come stay with the dads although i will be producing a general toplevel for it tomorrow (or as soon as tuesday unfreezes)
Kino's already up at ass in the morning so she'll probably at least notice that's a thing
she could always sleep in olympia's bed!
if she doesn't mind it not having a sheet
its fine oda and dazai can sleep on the floor
(to clarify, the reason she could do this is because olympia hasn't been using her bed)
dadsquad and lammy just rearrange their rooms to set up three beds in one room, giving each other no space whatsoever but at least the comfort of one another and hopefully not a haunted room
(lammy does the rearranging because like hell millium can move a bed on her own)
they trip over each other for a week but it's worth it
i'm just... keith will literally buy paint. and leave the paint on the floor. like "next time you want to vandalize my room, use that assholes."
I guess Wayne's going to go live in a bin ubstead of here
motive motive motive
oh shit that's right it's motive day
also because it's motive day
mod question! is there anything to be gained from examining the rooms with blood on the walls? Kino's basically gonna look at the blood and check the window for signs of entry and such but I have no idea if this needs mod input
Kino will find no signs of entry and there's nothing unexpected to be found, so you can handwave it
It's just blood and slashes, nothing around has been disturbed at all
o7 I suspected as much but I wanted to make sure!
thank you!
i investigated already this week so i don’t want to claim it but does anyone want to check out the mausoleum because i have some concerns
THAT'S P MUCH ME TOO RIGHT KNOW
Wayne can?
have fun with the zombies wayne
He did scope out the gy for any stealables before things-oh no
LMFAO
take one for the team wayne
millium is not touching that with a 10 foot pole y'all can deal with the ghosts yourselves
well sakura did check the graveyard itself for ghosts but IF WE WANT TO CHECK THE MAUSOLEUM!
she trusts nothing
sakura is scared of ghosts because she can actually see and sense them, it's Fun
millium is afraid of ghosts for... some reason that is never elaborated on prior to the legram mission but
being that ghosts in kiseki a: are real b: can kill you and c: look like THIS
millium has a solid point
jfc
brb borrowing that to show to sakura next time
thanks satan
reeeeeee
so, basically, tomorrow,
whenever i do my supernatural checks
just SAKURA SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DURING WEDNESDAY ADVENTURE BECAUSE YOU PUT THAT THING IN THERE
Let it be known I love this
i have even more concerns than i previously did
i have a theory about what's causing this and i'm just
head in hands
if i'm right: never should have left you idiots alone
Everything's hooked up, actually! And there are pots and pans for you
couldn't resist
rude keith
k e i t h
keith
If the coffin is haunted I'm looking for Wayne's room to get trashed
For once Wayne wasn't caught doing shady things they're going to get caught when they actually open it though 
what's going on with a coffin
ooh