[D'n'D] Bard realized they hadn't seduced anyone lately and so rolled to seduce me. We then both rolled to see our performances. She had 20, I had 18. We determined it was a fun and mutually satisfactory roll in the hay.
"You were lightly roasted."
"I was down to 1 hp! That's moderately roasted at least."
"Fine you were moderately roasted."
"I was down to 1 hp! That's moderately roasted at least."
"Fine you were moderately roasted."
"Lightly roasted would be like 7 hp left."
