Uni Ignis... 8, 9, 16 and 18.

Also Uni Erwin, 18, 5, 10.

Uni Iggy: 8. He got picked on as a teenager. He went to a grammar school, but he was there because of his test results, not because his parents could afford it, so he got incessently picked on for having NHS glasses, and no brand shoes, and a uniform that never fit properly because his mom got it so he could grow into it.

9. The humiliating memories are fewer and further between. Realising he was gay was awkward, and Levi's pretty much the first person he's told. He never got up the guts to tell the first boy he had a crush on because he knew he'd have been laughed at and everyone in school would find out, so it's more averted humiliation.

Easy to do when you don't have friends and stay out of people's way. The standard bullying was upsetting and infuriating more than humiliating.

16. Skeletons in the closet? ... His own? He's very much there, although he's coming out of his shell slowly. He's a Catholic Atheist; everything's a dark secret for him.

18. There's never admit, and there's never admit without a lot of alcohol and some prodding. That Levi is his first real friend and he has a crush on Gladio is the latter sort, that he actually just wants his mom to be proud of him even when he isn't doing what she wants is the former.

Uni Erwin: 18. That he sort of likes that Levi's so tiny and fiesty because it makes things more interesting. You don't admit that sort of shit unless you're looking to get called a creep.

5. He totally watches videos of other people's cats on youtube when he's bored in his office at work. Also banging a student. Okay, so Levi's not his student, but he's a student.

10. He fears Levi's mom not liking him. Phobia wise, there's nothing Levi has to rescue him from, it's fine. He's happy to rescue Levi from dirty sponges though.

Levi'd prefer if there weren't dirty sponges to begin with, Erwin.

Also he is a BAD person. XD

He's a very bad person. He is aware of this.

And poor Ignis. He needs a hug.

He's friends with Levi, he's not getting any hugs.

Hell no.

He could ask Bert.

They can start a club. A club for weird, socially repressed people who need a hug but find the whole subject entirely too embarrassing.

I love uni Erwin so much. He's awful and also cute. =D And, 6, 13, 16 for him

6. He's a very bad man who has a thing for his much younger boyfriend. Which does include spoiling his much younger boyfriend, but also entails being awful with him.

13. Erwin doesn't get flustered. You can't proudly walk into a lecture hall wearing a singing christmas jumper that you make sing every time someone comes up with a good point and be the sort to internally flail at anything.

DOES HE REALLY

omg Erwin

16. Dark secrets? You mean aside from the fact he's almost certainly had Levi suck him off in his office? He won't exactly crow about the fact he's boffing a student to his colleagues, at least, not until Levi graduates.

...He'd actually ask him? Or just wait for his terrible little shit of a boyfriend to offer? XD

You say 'ask'.... I don't think 'ask' is quite the right term XD

...what is the right term

"Invite to his office and lock the door behind him"?

... he'd actually lock the door? Not up for that much risk then. XD

During office hours? The noise is risky enough to start.

Eh, he can't be too noisy with a cock in his mouth.

It's noisy enough if he's doing it right XD