are we back in parasom

Well, we certainly have spoken to Des, mod of Paraosmnia, about this before to make sure our homage is fully sanctioned.

I can't believe I'm alive for this

Nine

OH MY GOD

;A;!!!!

i wish i could think of how to pop in here because gasp... millium's idiots...

Sometimes the best way to pop in an event is just to do it!

*just doing it

i'm so sorry about keet

oh my god

stacy's mom

I AM CRYING STACY'S MOM

NINE STOP HITTING ON KEITH'S MOM FROM THE AFTERLIFE

NINE, PLEASE

NINE

i mean yeah, he's not wrong, but ALSO

WAY TO WASTE YOUR VALUABLE GHOST TIME

LEAVE HIS MOM OUT OF THIS???

RIGHT

Psst, despite the momentary ghost silence, the event is not yet over so you can continue tagging it! I apologize if that mod tag was cause for misunderstanding

.... and then Keith just went ahead, thank you Keith

Keith is good at yelling at things.

yell more keith!! you're getting reactions

oh is it all going down in keith's thread? :0 /moves there

I'm so sorry he's just yelling at the jukebox, yelling at people trying to discuss things

kdsfjasdf KEET

I'm imagining dinermom just watching these idiots huddling around her jukebox and yelling at it like hm

maybe i was wrong

I'm keeping up with all threads on the top level, but sticking everyone roughly into one of them is easiest for sure

Sometimes the queue just does not update for a bit, but there's a reason for it.

/throws olympia at this for one reason and one reason only

okay no I'm jumping in on that this has too much potential for comedy gold

hawks and kino actually trying to puzzle this out while keet deals with the robot and the artificial human talking blasphemy

oh my god, santa....

part of me feels like I should apologize but this isn't the worst thing I've done in rp

or in a murdergame

I won't promise it's even the worst thing I've done in cartesio

i'm crying tbh

WE'RE

TRYING

never ask keet to explain things he is the actual worst

i'm crying

hey keith explain zeus

"horny lech with lightning powers, might've fucked a swan"

perfect

go ahead tell that to millium

but... wouldn't he have fried the swan if he was lightning...?!

y'all should be lucky Sakura doesn't believe in Santa

This event is going to be ending in around 10 minutes, so if you want to try anything else, do it now!

....oh my god

somewhere there's an alternate universe where she does and this got derailed even worse

we tried

i'm sorry staying on topic with this child as the muse behind the wheel is impossible orz

song choice courtesy of my roommate who I have been making confused noises at this entire time

I mean. It's a good thing Millium is distracted trying to puzzle out Christmas because we all know what she would have picked.

natalie teleports back into the diner just to scream

whoa whoa whoa

I want you all to know I have literally laughed myself to tears at this so uh SORRY FOR THE DERAILING but also, thank you

Kino has no idea what's going on anymore gomen

Unfortunately, from here on there will be no more replies on the jukebox, but you are all free to enjoy a music party of your own. Event time has passed for today!

KEITH WHY

We will see you tomorrow for our regularly scheduled mission event! I hope this interesting little occurrence has been fun for everyone!

I'm so glad we just ran this event in circles lmfao

team good at this

Keith played Closing Time

Also if Keith wants to shake down Kino for papers info please feel free

That’s so rude LMAO

LOOK.

and yes he will absolutely be shaking kino down for answers

our hero /o/

I love that lately Keith's conversations with Kino are all 'what other useful info are you hiding?'

KINO ISN'T TRYING TO HIDE INFO GOSH KEITH

Kino is a better child than Mitsuru by several magnitudes

im so glad jukebox ghosts was a thing again

that was so Iconic Parasomnia

im so sorry he had to try and give the middle finger to the ghosts with closing time

getting sassed by jukebox ghosts... so good

AND YEAH. every week he's going to talk to kino and the first thing he's going to say is "what do you know now"

turns out kino found out the sergeants weakness and forgot to mention it until after seven weeks on endgame

it's Kinoyaki

exactl

kino, he'll fucking shake you

though i'm glad. he finally shouted at kino today (???)

not seriously, but. /racks up the tally

made it three weeks in, that's not bad

gonna pop Franciscus into the god thread to talk about Legendaries

somehow despite flexible schedules I am never not at work when these events go up - but I am glad the jukebox ghosts finally showed up