Five minutes to prepare!

IM ON TIME

ohoho

prepare. did you mean: world's actual worst disguise? got it.

put on mustache glasses

"she took a nap on a bagel an hour ago what do you think" okay i laughed really hard thank you eli

clarisse is no longer here to shoot things

azura will help

It's showtime

coppers are after keet again

fuckin hell keet

Task: deliver keith to the police

pft

i’m gonna be slow until i get home but popcorns

/stares at 1/2

bird son is here to protect

f5f5f5

I just want to say I love all of you guys, and you all fell for this

IS THIS NEWSPAPER MAN?

Thank you I was hoping this would backfire horribly

Yup. Say hello to Robert Miller, journalist

When we saw Keith's reply to the newspaper this morning we were all VERY excited

#priorities

shoutout to azura and kinzie in particular for keeping on the weapons legacy in clarisse's absence

Yeah, shoutout to them. Their weapons are now in photographic proof, haha

nidorina: please critique azura's shot from the gy she only leveled up to 5 in kinshi knight

distant rattling of chains from the beyond and an indignant shout of YOUR DRAW ABSOLUTELY SUCKS YOU MORON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

echoing off the motel walls

oh I should move that commetn

fucking diagrams of how to nock your goddamn arrow properly all up and down the hallways in the poltergeist paint

thank u ghost-senpai

all of the captions are insulting

millium just takes the poltergeist paint and writes 'hi bitch' under one of them

SUP TWAT

ahh i had to step away for a moment, what's happening

i'm so sad clarisse is dead this is CR i never knew i wanted,

partyraven the newspaper man is here for an interview!

OH MY GOD.

YOU LITERALLY PREDICTED IT; CONGRATS

Here's your objective

robert bringing pizza is cute

oh noooooo 8[ WE GOTTA BE RUDE TO THE PIZZA REPORTER

oh no

If it's any consolation, you guys are already doing splendid on that regard

Well dooooone

I mean

I'm pretty sure we can all just be ourselves and be fine

Yeah that's

that's not hard

bluntly explains what's been going on anyway

I should finally toss Cian into an event for a bit

THANKS KINO. WINNIN' THIS MISSION FOR US

this is the best thing to happen when they were planning on being contrary and not doing the mission

I mean, oocly best

icly it's just

quick someoe get olympia talking about jesus, that'll make a bad impression

"...how the fuck are we supposed to fail this"

honestly olympia makes a bad impression just by existing

hey does anyone mind if keith just kinda... rips the note off poor robert's back and demands to know if the guy can read that

honestly, do it

do ittttt

keith you're gonna make us fail at our attempt to fail at the task

meanwhile natalie spends the next while screaming inside because she has to be nice to someone

"make us" like we weren't going to fail at failing anyway

Kino is just

gonna go ahead and explain

I guess!!

and an attempt

psst, mods, html fail on the comment to millium about her being alone in town if you want to fix it?

Whooops, I'll fix that

Fixed

o7

wheezelaughing... thanks mom

ATTEMPTS ARE MADE.... if there is anything she knows, it's how to behave publicly correct. Time to... try and put it to use.

I can't believe Keith ruined everything

I can

I cannot believe we're playing this out near literally

wait no actually I can't, because it's amazing that there was anything left for him to ruin

WOW leave keith out of this?!??!

>Tried Diplomacy!
>Keith is there. You can't.

keith and robert

if ever a plurk needed to be screencapped and put on a profile, it's that keith diplomacy one

Go Maru add it to the gallery of fame!!

it's getting added RIGHT NOW.

Kino is trying very hard and in the end I don't think it's going to matter

also holy shit if he overhears that question robert is asking kino he'll table flip

kEET YOU AREN'T HELPING

I SAID "IF" i'm cool with him not hearing that

Oso just quietly drags him away

i mean I'm kidding anyway, so don't listen to me lol

"why do you hate the sergeant" gee

im more than okay with someone deciding to literally sit on keet so he can't talk to this guy

just so y'all know

put a pizza box on his lap in a precarious position

now he's trapped

...

is olympia actually somehow making the best impression

good job Olympia

you can do it olympia

i'm just going to apologize in advance cuz i really feel like keith's going to yell at robert soon.

so if people don't want that, please just threadjack and make him eat pizza

how grounded is millium for lying through her teeth

QUICK SOMEONE PERFORM THE VERY IMPORTANT JOB OF SHOVING PIZZA IN KEITH'S MOUTH

maybe someone should just drag keith to a back room

keith is obviously the one hes gonna wanna prod the most cause of previous news stories

LIKE I SAID, you guys are welcome to do just that.

they should pick up Dabi too

dabi o99

all the bad kids have to sit in corners, thats the Law

hopefully we have enough corners

you get a corner and you get one

soon well be playing four corners

partyraven honestly if it's cool with you natalie might just gently tug keith away like "sorry my friend has a very high fever!! he's not well!! please ignore each singular word that has escaped his mouth"

Hey people with boring secrets are you willing to share them for handwriting comparison purposes?

If you call her over specifically, Millium would be happy to, at least, but I don't think she's in a position to just wander over and offer on her own rn

I was about to volunteer Kino's until I remembered what Kino's is

Maybe not that one.

sadly I specifically had olympia destroy hers

Cian would give hers over, it just says that she's depressed in so many words

Also bless you all for this event because every time I think I've got something pretty solid you find a way to turn it on us and it's hilarious

rofl uh you are welcome to approach dabi but he's pretty much like ty but no thanks

okay so keet is 100% going to yell at this.

SOMEONE APPLY PIZZA TO KEITH'S MOUTH KINO CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH HERE

becoming: does natalie want to intervene before or after keet yells

do...do we have any proof that the sergeant is antagonizing us

hmmm

i sincerely doubt it

from the sound of things, he keeps to himself and doesnt interact much with the townspeople

so like... even recording him im not sure would be enough, could always say it was an impersonation

partyraven sorry my roommate texted me that she had ben & jerrys BUT i'm good with either before or after!

and the handwriting we cant prove is the sergeants, they could just say it was one of the cast posing as the sergeant

Okay, I will sleep now, I will leave you with Cian saying "privacy is important" which in her world basically means "having intercourse is important" THIS IS FUNNY ONLY TO ME PERSONALLY BUT

i also dont trust that any video or recording wouldnt be staticy or messed up somehow if the sergeant is as powerful as it seems :|a

becoming: omg not a problem! does anyone else have a preference on this? if you grab him now and slap your hand over his mouth he probably won't... yell. but otherwise he's absolutely going to argue

and make things bad/good. So i'm leaving it up to the group

i have to go soon but ig if i have a vote...?! then probably before just cause it looks like a couple characters are trying to leave a good impression and i think the reporter will take any outburst and embellish it tbh

oocly i vote before too! icly dabi wouldnt care too much

i can def have her slide in before

okay! go for it!

i'm just so sorry about this shit child. he really doesn't care if the reporter hates him. he's concerned about the safety of his wolf since he knows the sarge has it. orz

pats wolf...!! the best character

Thank, Osomatsu

also i'm afk myself since I am on the bus back home oof

partyraven let me know if that works!!

Franciscus can't believe he might just have to reveal the content of the printed texts that were his secret motive...

Since if there's no print shop in town there's no way that could have been faked right?

that they can see....

Kino's trying to use their lack of knowledge about locations to their advantage ahaha cries

becoming: yeah! that works! he won't yell, but he probably will say something snide

fingerguns

Alright, ten minutes more and then it's a wrap!

i feel like this wet relatively well.....

an attempt was made

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TOMORROW'S PAPER

and then thursday's newspaper fucks us over

unfortunately, as you probably know, keith

LOOK. is it not eough that he feels like he just condemned his space wolf t die for y'all.

*to

tourists: you tried
towns people:

Predictions:
>The paper calls everyone crazy and then Robert's body shows up
>The paper says nice things and then Robert's body shows up
>There is no paper, only Robert's dead, dead corpse after he was last seen entering the motel.

i like option 3

i vote 2

"IS THERE NO END TO THIER BLOODLUST?"

"THE TOURISTS CANNOT BE APPEASED WITH SWEET WORDS"

i vote 3

i love how no matter how this goes we've just decided he's dead

bye robert

I mean. Look at him.

I mean I'd place my bets there too

no more newspapers

Whoa he actually correctly identified Kino

theres going to be some crazy obituary like. "our local pizzeria can confirm robert purchased several boxes of pizza just to share with the tourists AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAID HIM"

we blame it on keet

keet and his space wolf

poor keet

crowd on in fam if your character didn't realize Kino was a girl

I think I'm going to do it for much longer

robert confirmed for fucking dead

put down the death flags bob

f

this man is unbelievably dead

f

the most dead.

f

rip in peace

f

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i don't know if natalie would let keet out of her sight long enough for him to comment on kino being a girl here, lol

f

but he does still think kino's a guy

congrats Keet

natalie and keith miss it so when it comes up at some later point they're just like ????????

EVENT END

Thank you everyone for participating, we hope you enjoyed this week's event!

Gerard cronches down on anchovies

MILLIUM?

what did milium do...

WHAT? KINO'S CUTE?

thank you for running this, mods!! it was a ton of fun

yes ty!!

yesss agreed ty!!

go hold hands little sis

honestly what'd make me laugh is if yelling at poor robert would have saved his ass

and made it so that he didn't have to die

same, that was a good event

^ thiiiis

...

it was fun!

i'm one late but

the keeping up with all those threads part

that was the this

YEAH PROPS TO THE MODS FOR STAYING ON TOP OF ALL THAT

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN IM GLAD I MANAGED TO CATCH A LITTLE OF IT

we're so fucked the guy is really gonna be dead

well you know sarge....

yea we asked him to bring us a recording device he's fucked

"YOU GUYS FAILED." /MAKES AN EXAMPLE OF.

it was VERY fun to answer all of you, haha!

DID YOU LIKE MILLIUM AND ODA'S ACTING

i loved it, 10/10

everyone was gems

we ganbaru'd

/waits anxiously for the newspaper

ME TOO

I WONT SLEEP UNTIL I GET THAT NEWSPAPER

newspaper newspaper

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