And let me tell you, this is one of my favorite moments in the game so far

IM TOO AFRAID TO CLICK

SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD OR BAD

HOW FUCKED ARE WE

sad trombone noise

womp womp

did my part

his 1 like on his profile y'all are welcome

god we're fucked

ROBERT IS MISSING

Does Gerard get a nice photo at least?

He's in the big photo, yup

Standing with Franciscus and on the foreground

He looks like he's everyone's dinosaur pet

If you try to find Robert, you won't be able to find him. HES DEAD JIM

it's fine we weren't able to find him before clearly he's just somewhere we can't see him it's fine

at least he left us a recording device!

i'm sure he'll be back for it soon!!

Robert is crawling on the ceiling

He's actually spiderman

if wee go looking for robert we wont find him but WHAT IF WE GO LOOKING FOR HIS CORPSE

lmao

we find out he's actually a ghost by checking the graveyards names and one of them is just his name

GASP

f!!!!!

do we need to cause more explosions to try and lure him out again

NO

they explode the graveyard and his tomb comes flying out

there he is. lured

the corpse of robert, rising up "why did you blow up the graveyard"

youre just that irresistible bobby

he was the corpse in the mausoleum all along

is the sergeant giving out regains this week lmao

Yep

he writes one more editorial that's just "fuck these kids they blew up my grave"

As usual they'll be sent tomorrow

UGH

hey. AT LEAST if they blew up his grave.... his death would be doubly memorable

"For the finale of our variety show we will blow up Robert's grave"

LMFDLKHFH;G

we need a bloodhound.

sniff robert out of his hiding place

i can't believe this is the second game in a row i've been pegged for the mastermole

the mastermole

in all fairness that was a major guilt trip millium

a mastermindy guilt trip

it absolutely was

but in all fairness he didn't like her sharks, so who's the real bad guy here

robert is the bad guy obviously

he disliked paper sharks

i bet he doesnt even like pizza

Hah! Okay, in all seriousness, I love you brought up the sharks

She has her priorities in order.

That was the first time we got to put Robert's unprofessional thoughts into an article, so it's pretty memorable to me

'whoever did this has way too much free time' wrote robert not knowing hed meet millium four weeks later

and then tells the pint-sized 13yo to her face that she has too much free time

he's the worst. the true mastermind of all this

break into his office its the only way

asdhjkl;;

so basically now nobody in town is gona believe milium is an ordinary 13 year old

she could literally be crying about her friend dying and they'd all be like "nope fake news"

well this seems fine and good!!!

mil: /getting stabbed
townspeople: "she planned this"

millium orion and her dangerous henchmen

dazai and odasaku

"she's only doing this so we stop thinking it's her when the sharks make a return next week"

i mean they're not WRONG in thinking millium is not an ordinary 13 year old but

mastermind? bruh

okay tbh i'll laugh if millium dies and people murmur that she planned it in the trial

Millium for this week's victim

killed by Sakura

terrible

i mean....

sakura doesn't have her staff with her so if her powers did go out of control it could possibly KILL A MAN

I mean Dazai did help with sharks so, FAIR

bitty murder week

--also, i think i missed the talent show bulletin

its happening on thursday? :Ta

Millium what did you do?

is it gonna be a mingle thing? :0

waddles in there late

we can say the idiot got himself killed after, though the means are a reason for him to not be there during.