Have fuuuun
Remember the voting deadline is 8:00 PM EST, and to vote for two different characters!
We'll need it
That sure is a culprit list
HRM.
okay i'm laughing at how he had to use a PDA to list out jughead's real name
GOD sarge please..,
sarge is good
also ??? STING? OK BYE,
mods i'm gonna ask this Very Bad Question
Btw could I get mod responses to hand check about size?
One second let me fight my cats
let's also talk about motive but also. cw dazai (suicide) since the subject in question is life (I'm so sorry)
it's super vague but listen I'm covering all my bases
oops, accidental arianna cameo
Are we going to have to do a handstand check
Or make everyone take off their shoes to see if they have hand feet
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i guess that could come in
handy
LSJIGSDALKJGDSALKJ
if someone has hand feet I'm quitting
Is rose around for asking questions?
Mods! Re: the handgun
hand feet hand feet
...are we actually going to check hand feet
hand feet,
And another for the mods!
I'm going to be away for a moment, so any questions may take a bit to be answered
i have to get
nourishment
I also need food...
hey are we allowed to just assume that all the evidence has been presented or do we still have to wait for the evidence from the diner to be formerly mentioned icly in trial
....formally, wow, thanks brain
I FORGOT TOO...
Feel free to assume that by now
phew okay good
barrel rolls in here late, augh
frick im so sorry I'LL POST THE EVIDENCE RQ
my phone died in the middle of the night so my alarm never went off, i apologize 
OKAY IM GONNA GET FOOD BECAUSE MY STOMACH IS
DYING creatorofathousanduniver... Is Keith's assumption about the spray painting accur..., just double checking here since it wasn't specified
Hey all! I'm here handling questions now.
They would not have seen him spray painting, no.
Sorry for this being a little flimsy to work with, Des, we appreciate your cooperation!
I'm sad Wayne's not a suspect because eggy boots
its okay oda’s shoes are old and sad and dirty in his stead
Why are these covered in egg? well uhhh I climbed into the building in the graveyard and someones messed it up Just in the middle of this murder investigation while the towns people are watching
this is sakunosuke ‘my entire paycheck goes to taking care of the children’ oda
turns out oda did an unannounced jaunt into the egg tomb
No problem then!
oh apparently we’re doing mod input on the shoe check v2 so. mods!
Got it! Thank you for your patience!
im wondering if we should Sniff for cyanide or look for...white powder
...sniff the white powder
/sees self out
JUST SNORT IT
Dazai will snort it--
I love Rose
me at the second shoe check like 
Do we need a catherd, or...?
that would be good, i think!
"Rose, you're old as hell" fhJK;DHFG
LOOK. nobody said he was good at this ok
She's just 55, goodness
old. as. hell.
Has Keith ever cared about details ever in his life
hey objectively he knows that's not old, but he's just... not feeling very diplomatic rn
Let's all just bully the old lady
i'm so sorry they're all like this rose
I think the oldest RGD his in his 40s
odasaku since oda was the one doing the shoe check maybe he should bring up the results somewhere? since that seems like it could be important
unless he did and i missed it in which case ignore me
excuse? rose is not old? she's younger than olympia who is clearly a young lady
But Olympi looks like a girl?
Also Wayne thinks a 24 year old is an old lady. Probably because she's a screaming drunk lady who kicks him. But still
what results?
you are quite certain there have never been any results in this trial
i lose rose already what the fuck
pls dont let grandma be the killer
I love her even if Wayne's never spoken to her
I just like when the old people live in murdergames
i have never actually watched golden girls but the fact that there's an episode where one of them gets a gun and accidentally shoots a vase with it is making me reconsider
I appreciate Keith so deeply
I'm still around but maybe ping me if you need me somewhere specific that isn't a reply to one of my comments!
The amazon fairies have dropped off things
smell the grandma
this is everything keet ever wanted in life coming to fruition right here
SNIFF GRANDMA
thanks he hates it
shh, it takes him time to adapt to different life styles
jughead why did you do this to him
keith
YES i made this joke w1 NO i do not intend to stop making it at every possible opportunity
omg ahahaha
murdergames are shitposts, my understanding is that that's very important
i cant believe the sitcoms murdered
THIS is how you thank them for being a friend Rose?
Franciscus, slamming his hands on the graffiti: tell me your secrets
ROSE!!!!!
not anymore
now she's fell
wayne
But it's true tho
mods one more time, touches forehead
i am so sorry eli
half-shitposting request for backup
if this is a sitcom murder im gonna lose my shit
Congrats Niwatori "completely covered up" turned out to be a clue after all it seems
Good job today, everyone! It seems we have reached a majority of votes
Would you like to let the trial end at 7:30 PM EST, or would you like it to continue for longer?
I'm cool with moving on!
im cool w it!
i'm down for an early end if everyone else is!
Works for me!
I'm okay with an early end myself but I'm here for Whatever
i'm cool w an early end
sure
same
I'm okay with it
Understood. Trial will end at 7:30 PM EST
I'm really glad Wayne and Frasier are complete opposites and stood right next to each other
Oh my- so it was the FAME kind of immortality for him
good lord
"You both killed a perfectly nice guy and you didn't even know what the word meant?!" ME
ohhhhhh my god
so good
i'm glad i came back to this just to have the infant call them the fuck out
this is why when the three of them explained what they wanted for this case i was so very happy to let them do WHATEVER THEY WANTED
"so fraiser crane and rose nylund both are going to kill jughead jones from riverdale- no no, stop laughing, it hasn't gotten GOOD yet"
THE BEST PART WAS WHEN BECK TOLD ME HOW ROSE FUCKING ESCAPED
EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW HOW ROSE ESCAPED, WHEN Y'ALL WERE LOOKING FOR FOOTPRINTS YESTERDAY I WAS JUST LIKE "YOU GUYS CAN WE HAVE HANDPRINTS, DO YOU WANT THIS"
face
hands
What the hell
jeff please post the shitpost you made
jfasdkl
I'm just
DJCJCJNC
AMAZING
Time to end now, no more murdergames. Can't top this madness
OH MY GOD
the planning document was beautiful. the planning plurk was beautiful. this whole case was beautiful.
im scREAMING
HELP.
GRANDMA PLEASE
im sorry we gotta end cartesio now
IVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT GRANDMA PLEASE FOR DAYS
we cant do a better case than this
IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
GRANDMA PLEASSE
holy shit
murdergames are over
this case is so fucking beautiful
i am wary of anything claiming to top this
fuck
none of us can top this, the genre is done
we gotta go to endgame now cartesio is over
all right, guys. we've had a good run, but we can go home now
murdergames are over
the real victim this week was murdergames, as a genre
legit this has fucking gone eerily similar to a fever dream I had as a kid
I can’t believe Gant is our token smart old person
I can't believe
adfhjk;; i just read that screencap from the murder doc and im dying
that's not a mistake, I've lost the ability to believe anything at all
kittylyoko he was trying to trip Frasier, not Wayne
Hence waiting for him to pass
omfg
i cant believe we're gonna have the first afterparty where people dont feel like Total Shit
oh I can't read
instead, all the characters are incredibly confused
everyone: what the fuck is wrong with old people
millium: why are old people?? why are rich people?? who even ALLOWED old rich people,
capitalism, millum. capitalism allowed this
Wayne's the same. Except he hasn't come to terms with him being an adult yet
Kino's Master is a smart old person but...
you don't want to be like her
millium hates this 
(week 4, still no millium whycon, we sub other trails instead)
oda doesnt understand rich people
old people are a unique specimen of people
Wow so I guess the note Rose put on Jughead was part of a
Murder She Wrote
oH MY GOD
NOOOOO
FUCK
eyes roll back into head, head rolls back until neck snaps, soul leaves body and ascends into the fucking sun
HOLY FUCK
(Descends into the spectator bushes unapologetically)
meet me in the bushes we're gonna have a fist fight