This will be fun
popcorns rapidly
happy halloween
yay!
Have fun, guys, it'll be a good time.
nyooms
"A good time"
0 trust!!
[X] DOUBT
/narrows eyes
Would Gerard/Cosmo also be here?
If you want
SNIFFING INVESTIGATION
SNIFF TO FIND OUT WHERE WE ARE
actually
i take that tag back
oh i assumed cosmo was left out of this
nvm dabi did fire anyway, the tag stays...!! lets ruin potential stealth missions almost single-handedly 
as if the sergeant would give you guys anything with stealth
bunch of absolutely unconspicuous people
its true
it's alright you guys, we worked around your sparkly abilities 
i mean dabi's first response is always fire
becoming danidanidanica mind if i threadjack to give you 2 a light
go for it!!
go for it!
k replying now
“something wooden, flat...about the height of his waist.” i swear if they’re in a room filled with coffins
its the egg tomb
lmao
nah it's a halloween party
that's the table with the punch filled with dry ice 
it's the end table
they're all going to bang their shins
o7 feel free to direct dabi too he will (mostly) listen
Dabi the flashlight
he's found his true calling
oh my god
good news, bolin didn't run into a coffin
,,,,,,,,,
stares at the mods
walks out
that doesnt seem like a horrific idea when were in here and cant see
i can't believe we're all fucking dead
bye guys it was fun while it lasted
sigh
ok so the plan is to keep dabi distracted so he doesn't find out that we need to burn ourselves to death
a good plan
gosh why this
Welcome to a Zero Escape room, Cartesio edition
~seek a way out~
I finally made it relativelyon time to one of these things
the zero escape game where every solution is just to burn down the room
Be careful, guys. Don't be hasty!
still I think he's rather tasty~
i gotta run out for the night rip but!! have fun pals
don't be hasty ... So I guess she should't try to bash these windows in with her fork
don't be hasty.. as keith kicks what he thinks is the door...
important: bolin found a pack of gum
I like bolin's priorities
aw he's sharing the gum....
Calling it now we’re burning down the library
sharing is caring
the one place we might've been happy...
we're only burning down the library if we succeed in burning it down!
...okay so i really feel like keith's going to shoot the door to break the glass.
PLEASE NO
IF WE FAIL, WE CAN SUCCEED!
rofl
im so glad bolin found gum
MODS IMPORTANT QUESTION: what kind of gum
this is the most important question ever
Cinnamon good for you, Bolin?
yes
perfect
but is it big red
it's a knockoff
small pink
beautiful
HELPING
I SAID INTERVENTION!!
Careful, guys!
enabling works too, lmao
BIRD FIRST
f
rip gerard...
do it
ACTIVATE THE FIRE ALARM
Is it attached to a sprinkler system that’ll get rid of fog?
fail the mission before most of us even know what it is
It's attached to fire station alarms. Which would bring fire station people. Which...well, wouldn't be the best idea ever
Because you're intrudents, for one
*intruders
And no, no sprinkler, unfortunately
Dang. Nope, won’t active it then ig
...is the solution going to be "hide in the freezer while everything burns"
at least it's probably not the library then?
it might still be the diner
...oh my god
everyone's probably in the diner and doesn't know what's happening
oh my god are we burning down the diner...
screams
please no
does anyone wanna like, lend Niwa a jacket. LOL
i might join niwa's thread
thumbs up
God I'm so sorry Bolin
it's cool. i'm loving this
the true neutral dilemma
true neutral versus ...uh. i guess chaotic good
I linked the thread to a friend and got the exact same thing so you two must be onto something 
I’m not sure why it was near the ceiling, but hawks found a note
that sure is a note.
and also
> frozen meat, huh
mm, bacon
I need a human torch over here
Hawks could answer oda, but creatorofathousanduniver... is there a number for how tall the ceiling is??
this is the most useful dabi will be in the game ever guys
It's not too tall. Would be around one and half Hawks tall
one and a half Hawks tall
let's just measure everything in Hawks from now on
omg
One and a half hawks above everyone else? Or from the ground?
Bc hawks is not tall lmfao
omg 1.5 hawks...
oops Niwa asked him to do what he was already doing LOL
Oh i can move it if you want!
Sure!
Found a kitchen to explore!
From the ground
Oh whoops
From the ground
That'd be...two meters and half at most?
yeah anyone tells dabi he's a hero he might actually set this place on fire
So pretty average for a shop building
Thanks!
im gonna brb for 15 min or so if anyone wants dabi assume he is a human torch in your general direction
Nick's puzzles are always fun 
GET THE MEAT
MEAT
square bacon time
....large tweezers
🥓^2t
I want you to know I don't know the difference between tweezers and tongs
Thanks a lot, me
olympia found some ingredients
Okay, after checking the images, I absolutely meant tongs
I learned something tonight
let's just prepare some food
Pats nick
I mean big tweezers gets you where you need to be, so not the biggest flub
oh pff des, sorry i keep going out of tag order.
omg
yes let's just cook oranges, flour, and chili pepper
google suggests we could make something good with those ingredients, if only we had a billion other things
and anyone present could cook
You found all items in the kitchen! Puzzle remains unsolved
Hawks can cook! He’s prolly not gonna cook you oranges and chili powder tho
All items in the freezer have been found! Keith and Niwa are currently dealing with something over there, too
quick make a bacon marinade
lmfao
omg
...
they need to make
a square meal
Whispers i can be your hero baby
back!
what did i miss
Gosh do we have to microwave glass
you missed olympia following through on her statement a couple weeks ago that if she ate an orange she would eat the peel too
also we found a puzzle or something
There's still items in the sitting area and in the supplies closet. There's also a fire alarm to deal with
And finally, if you ever get stuck, check the stuff you have obtained so far!
are there any areas not really being checked right now that could use hands?
HMMM does someone want hawks to knife the fire alarm?? Only thing I can think of for that
yeah hawks should do that
danidanidanica The sitting area and the supplies closet still has some stuff to find!
*have
ooh i thought oda was on the supply closet
Tori hasn't been around for quite a while, it seems
Sure, go ahead!
Tori's internet died, yes
Action is still required on that closet, though
yeah her Internet died I think
this is such a bizarre set of items
p...possibly.
this is indeed a bizarre collection of items though
okay so assuming that there defs is bacon in the freezer should i have keith bring some over to the kitchen
or is someone on that
All items have been found! The list is here
Can hawks use the screwdriver to pop off the grid blocking the fire alarm?
Fire alarm still intact. Fire still hasn't happened yet
SOMEONE PLS HELP GET SHINY FROM CLOSET we need something thin to extend reach
I'm afraid not, Ginshi
Tongs??? Possible solution to both?
To extend reach
WHO HAS THE TONGS AND CAN I ASSUME KINO STOLE THEM
lycanroc: can Kino steal ur tweezers
yes!
oh thank god we have a bucket
it's probably mostly melted at this point!
You're on the final stretch, everyone. Fire alarm and the fire itself remain!
*in some manner already
any other places that need hands 
Without the Tongs idk what to do with the fire alarm. I don’t think mop would help, or covering it with duct tape to block sensors
I assume last glass piece is in the fire alarm
screwdriver
It was too short
sledgehammer
The screwdriver fits through the grid, but it's too short to reach it by itself
oh
duct tape the scrwdriver to the end of the mop
tadah
knifemop 2: screwdrivermop
Welp. Here’s to nine ig
what did i walk back to
nine (phoenix)
oh my god
Fire alarm has been dealt with!
Only the fire itself remains
we thought you guys would enjoy that little bit of deduction, hehe.
hrrrrrrrrm
Kino is extremely unimpressed.
Reminder you're always provided with the right stuff you need to achieve the job!
what
just microwave a big pile of chilli powder
it's hot, right?
they could prbably...
#teamBURNIT
i'm tired and lost what are we stuck on rn
how to cause fire but also not die
mostly the not die part
yeahhh
i gotta go to bed in like half an hour, i have work in the morning
as someone who routinely causes fires in my kitchen i can tell you how to start a fire in a microwave (like cant anyone tho pls put metal in it) but i think the question is how to spread it
It looked like the door might open if the fire starts, but they don't know that...
and for the opposite end: how to get out without causing a fire
Isn’t chili powder flammable
to which my proposition would be BREAK DOWN A WALL ITS ULTIMATELY THE BETTER OPTION or if theres a door around take it off its hinges
lots of things are v flammable
I know flour is, unless I’m mixing stuff up
aren't there also oranges.
so is flour
yeah there are oranges
Oil + chili powder every where?
one fewer than there were before, thank you olympia
yeah i mean the ignition isnt a problem its keeping everything on fire
and knowing they can escape after they set it
there was a table
was it a wood table
i mean the starting the fire wouldn't be too hard. they have multiple electircla fires they could start on top of the microwave fire
The doors do open once the fire starts, yeah
honestly im p sure if you just leave a fire unattended itll go
do they have that knowledge IC?
Hm. Looks like we overlooked having a way to make that knowledge IC. That's our bad
Ah, y-yeah 
anyway Kino could probably shoot at the flour to make it fly into the air and more
explosive
and like yeah dabi's already said ic he can light anything on fire cause he can, he's just not going to stand there using his quirk to burn the whole building down for a lot of reason
im not sure if that would actually help spread the fire
yeah im more worried bout the metal in the kitchen
thats not gonna burn without constant fire source or an accelerant
can we use the oil to lead it to other more burnable things?
if dabi wants to be out by morning hes gotta put on his big boy panties and sit there and burn everything
probably
but isnt there a slegehammer too
what if they just set everyone's clothes on fire
no 
no???
run home naked
LOL
Also mods, can there be a note or some kind of IC thing to tip them off that they can escape after fire happens?
more wall taking down!!!!!
THERE IS A FUCKING CHILD
listen it's past midnight here
mm bbq
i mean ]they could also just have someone accidentally start a fire
and then ding the door is open
pfffff
they're having this whole debate about whether to start the fire and meanwhile someone's just "oops"
somebody was just trying to light a candle
I mean if someone does that dabi's just gona set more shit on fire for the hell of it
drops a match into the fryer
which is full of oil
hey thats a good point
is there a fryer
that might be enough oil and shit to coat the room enough
KINO
uh
if someone points this out to dabi
he can just lob a fireball up at it
r o f l
and we dont need to set the place on fire
For the air, Dabi
Constant heated air
kino already started but it isnt too late
ok just gonna do it
are you disbelieving his flames
im just... /closes eyes
we didn't start the fire
no as far as we know it was only kino
honestly thoug if they didn't figureout a way to escape keet would turn that shit back off
it was always burning since the worlds been turning
THANKS KEITH, I THINK???
Event end! Thank you for playing
rofl
that is an unholy blue + red fire
I FFFFUCKING CALLED IT
WEVE FORSAKEN PIE MOM
SORRY PIE MOM
jughead would be displeased
man, you guys. i can't believe even keet's judging you for this
noooooo not diner lady
in tomorrows paper theres gonna be a picture of kino shoving a bowl into a microwave with everyone around her
taken from a surveillance camera
christ
we were in the diner and didn't know what was happening
Can't believe this is what finally made Franciscus start screaming at people
god. keith's just calling the fire station and yelling that there's a fire at the diner and hanging up
but i somehow would not be surprised if like... the station just goes fucking tourists atnd their prank calls at 1am"
can bolin smother the fire
either way theyre gonna assume theyre responsible but if keith wants to try putting it out/finding fire extinguishers i am ok with having sting help with that task
you can also assume once the place was actually decently on fire and the doors were opened, dabi threw some more fire on top of kino's for good measure
if youre gonna do something do it properly ok
bad dabi
bolin is trying to smother the fire
bolin can be our hero
bless bolin....
bolin tries so hard...
look he made a zen garden one week, maybe he can do something good here.......
Bolin for protag
... so are keith and sting too busy being inside looking for the fire extinguisher to find it outside
maybe its in plain view who knows
if you wanna have keith grab it, maru, im ok with it, either way works imo
ahaha
The fire extinguishing efforts have been acknowledged! And the article was modified in light to them, yup
omg lmao
Regains will take a bit longer than usual, but they'll be sent tomorrow
i thiiiiink if they were placed obviusly outside keith would have seen em? he would have walked out with kino
can go with keith bringing it in then, that makes the most sense o7
cause sting wouldnt leave without... looking...
yep yep! i can edit that tag
sounds good to me
He totally can! but then he'd prob retaliate with more fire \o/ . and reflexively try to melt/explode that rock cause his fire is stupid hot
that's cool with me! 
\o/
i can neither read nor type worth a crap tonight rip sorry for the million edits
poor keith in the kitchen
omg no need to apologize
dabi def needs to apologize for throwing more fire in there
omfg dabi
i just got home and i see i’ve missed some things
rofl
keep waiting for that apology
you missed nothing, that diner was never there. not a big deal
it's fine
everything's fine
sounds fucking FAKE
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I have a question that I probably should've asked earlier! Are there any ATMs in the town/cashback options at stores so people can get cartesiobucks?
I'm afraid not. The Sergeant has their money tied into those cards, pretty much