I didn't know sarge has long hair and likes hiking
The helmet can hold a lot of hair, turns out
it's powerful
oh no
mmmmm
I'm gonna be a little late but olympia will turn up soon enough
distrust
"Turn up"
Bear with me, folks, my laptop's a little slow this morning
"broken body"
BIG DISTRUST
> olympia will turn up soon enough
Andrusi: TURN UP AS A CORPSE???????
AS THE DEAD BODY, YOU MEAN
listen
maybe she'll turn up in a bunch of different places
Scavenger hunt
A BROKEN BODY
*BROKEN*
body part scavenger hunt!!!
Andrusi: i bet youre “””””busy””””” in the supermarket
geez
broken in pieces
do we get three legs
I accurately describe one character's location once and suddenly nobody trusts me
extra leggy to stick out
ill be so sad if its olympia wHY WOULD ANYONE TARGET THE ROOMBA
OLYMPIA IS A ROOMBA NOW?????
maybe the roomba had a knife
ALL ROBOTS ARE ROOMBAS
...
I genuinely cannot argue with this
is millium a roomba
is lammy a roomba
millium is a roomba riding another roomba
millium is a cat on a roomba
i thought she was human,
roomba sitting on roombas
...I've said millium was a cat and now I can't unsee it
all I can think of is cait sith from ff7
OMG MILLIUM
OH
time to fight needlemouse in the chapel
ohhhhhhh nooooooooo
Also for anyone who's curious about the first part of Franciscus' top-level... 
needlemouse MEET ME IN THE PIT????
OH F
needlemouse I can't believe you did this to all of us
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA END UP BEING THE DEAD FRIENDS DINO
okay actually olympia needs to react to this right away after all
:3!!!
I see Oda there in the threads and all I can think of is "Good night, Millium"
God I am already sad at Natalie's reaction tag HOW BAD WILL TRIAL BE
KAY YOU FUCKING OWE ME YOUR FUCKING LIFE
waddles in here--MILLIUM NO WTF
"you're not going to like it"
/SCREAMS FROM THE RAFTERS???
kay
I'm going to kill you
just so you know
olympia makes one (1) friend and look what happens
also - can we start investigating the body and such here or-?
No, not yet
Please refrain from investigating the body, as the investigation top-levels aren't up!
hmmmm
IF THERES A DOUBLE MURDER IS2G
Maybe you should look around a little.
two! bodies! two!! bodies!!
WHO ELSE IS DEAD
who hasn't showed up yet
omfg
omg more bodies
where's hot wings
or wheres sting
or cian
I don’t like any of those questions thanks
if cian is ALSO DEAD I SWEAR TO GOD
well Natalie found a second body...
........
Fear
FEAR
mann
"someone watching" hey what the fuck
"someone watching" uhhhhh
lmfao hotwings
I want to go on record and say ODA DOESNT DESERVE THIS
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
ODA NO PUT THE GUN AWAY
Oda shoots the news reporter dude
whoops
oda ffs
oh it's the sarge
sarge why are you like this
sarge..........
'yo wassup. Just chilling up here'
at least oda didn't die for shooting the sarge
or attempting to
did someone kill the sergeant
i’m screaming
TRIPLE DEATHS
HEY WHY WE GOT SO MANY BLUNETTES DYING ON US
AZURA
we have a killer who hates blue
thank u Oda for not making this a quadruple death
hakurei: YOU ALSO OWE ME A PRESENT FUCK Y
bye azura
also whose body is on the roof
Y i k e s
...I s2g if this is a five body pileup
dark oda: you should kill him. do it right now.
inner oda: Not Yet
inner oda: Not Yet
I will
...
actually I guess I won't do anything
Tori I stg if I have to go through this again Ima die
There cannot be five bodies
AS IF ODA WOULD KILL HIS SURROGATE DAUGHTER ???
i mean
if he gets away with it, he can just bring her back to life, right 
then hed have to kill six people
squints
...fucking hell if this is another "oda killed five people"
five people were killed and the plot twist is it wasn't Oda this time
I DO NOT LIKE THIS.
aklsf;
it wasn't oda or even dazai
winks very slowly in maru's direction
[ Give Cosmo a moment...and he'll start to pick up on something. Cian's scent leads deeper into the motel, towards a set of stairs. Those stairs lead to the roof. ]
oh fuck i forgot my laundry
.................
IM TIRED
..............................
welp
The existence of a roof is a fushigi mystery
Enjoòooy
Enjoòooy
Nick is already getting mileage out of fushigi mystery
i'm yelling.
rip cian
I. Okay is that it
ARE WE DONE
still no body annoucnement
five-body pileup! five-body pileup!
what if they aren't even done dying
keith falls off the roof and breaks his neck
people come back to the motel and now the people who were standing around being sad about millium are also all dead
It’s like DRRP R2 someone blows up mid investigation
The announcement! In other words, all corpses have been found
oh thank fuck
wow sarge is acting weird
god...how many location toplevels are there going to be...
3 BODY PILEUP
Give me a few moments to consolidate that, there's going to be quite a few
I BELIEVE this is the correct number of clues, though it may be subject to change
three leg
All locations are up, please go forth and investigate!
34
can oda get dibs on investigating his daughter’s corpse
34 evidences
even if he should probably not do that
I mean look at who's there to compete with him
sakura who should do it even less
and olympia who's busy figuring out how to have an emotion
sorry niwa, oda fucked off to go investigate millium
THAT'S FINE
he just whirls to go before she's even finished talking. she's like [pearl clutch] rude
yeah
his apathy level is at like. higher that kino
that is impressive
I like that Kino is the bar setter here
We all know Kino doesn't give a fuck
yeah like oda’s apathy was usually somewhere below kino’s but now it’s just. 
Kino does give a fuck, Kino just also immediately accepts that shit happens all the time and you can't spend too long torn up about it 
I just want to note I love the phrase 'Sarge's dramatic ass flounce'
He meant it to be mysterious and ominous, vanishing in the air, geez, Niwa
appreciate him
sounds like a dramatic-ass flounce to me
just in: niwa and kino have no taste
Sarge is giving his best here!
He jumped off the roof, that's dramatic. Besides you are not more mysterious and ominous than duodecuple
For a moment I forgot I've seen Juuni Taisen and know who that is so my brain just went "who's that pokémon??"
It's the tenth evolution of Doduo, clearly
No one told it it's supposed to stop growing heads at some point. Now it has twelve
heads, so many heads
it also probably has, like, a wing or something
A huge wing that it can hold across its expanse of faces like darkwing duck
After all, it's ominous and mysterious
None can see its face.........s
I can't believe the sergeant evolves from doduo
hi guys im hereish now wtf
I love your timing
hi, everyone's dead
[ You're going to smell it before you see it. The smell of fire, though it's coming from two different directions. To your left, it's stronger, like it's still burning. To your right, it's dim, like you're smelling something that's already burned. ]
Where’s the Troy pizza gif for Basil here
welcome
okay i'm going to bed now
someone else please take over the hardware store thanks
Ah crud, something unexpected came up and i kinda have to run. if someone wants to take over the investigation on cian's body please by all means
should be back in like ... maybe an hour? but just in case
I can pick it up if no one else wants to
its ok guys
hes only gonna kill with caffeine
i can take the rest of the hardware store if that works?
Des, if you reply to my next comment to Keith, that should cover the roof, with this last clue!
Considering the evidence, it's better if Niwa takes that anyway.
HA HAHAHA....
Also thank you guys for all baring with me, sorry for being a little slow in getting to you!
Keith finding the clue about Keith more like
HAHAHA One Direction-What Makes You Beautiful Versão...
keith commits evidence tampering
endlesseight I'm double-checking a few things, but I will get to your comment soon!
Or, someone will, I have a doctor's appointment soon and will have to step out for about an hour, so Nick will be taking over.
Was the note the last clue on Cian's body?
that's fine no worries :>
well, apparently power is out in most of the island so if i suddenly just stop existing it’s because my phone signal died!
i wanted to run to the mall to steal wifi but according to my cousin that is also dead
I mean writing a fake note implies that a lot of planning and forethought went into this murder
..... This is KEITH we’re talking about
Chicken trusts no one
BYE KEET
chicken run
CHICKEN RUN
niwa kills keet for the vine
Good thing someone familiar with the salon investigated this
wow
your time has come dabi
amaze them with your beauty knowledge
yen coin?
no wait, those are round
except the old ones
danidanidanica i gotta run for a few, do you wanna take over natalie’s part of the park if there’s anything left?
ok!
All evidence has been found!
hmm i have a question for the motel area but im not sure where to put it in the investi, should i just ask it ooc instead?
Sure, go ahead
what color is the paint on the exterior of the motel, interior of the hotel, and in the characters rooms?
also asked one last question in my investi thread, sorry...!!
Grays and whites everywhere
Pretty blank motel, you see
ty ty <3!
...sting don’t eat it
they walk in to him licking the walls
is sting eating paint
you know I just realized... paste is white. sting can eat paste.
He can also eat cocaine
Sting could eat a stupid amount of things
He can eat the patriarchy! 
wow dont call him out like this??!?!
but yes sting can eat a lot of very weird things
pizza boxes, dinner plates, light bulbs, shoes probably
don't eat Franciscus' suit
no promises
fabric is free game!! probably, except no hes not a weirdo
he ate plastic spoons
come on franzy you'd think you'd want sting to eat the suit off your body
don't kinkshame