Noah first since

ANYWAY he's probably going to take the suggestion "Eve" for a name

but wow, what an intro, I was. laughing so much. What a ruiner

I do feel bad for Taisho though I also know Noah is more like the straw breaking the camel's back and not like, the rest of the load

I still feel bad

But on to Noah! He's. He. Well. He woke up freaked out, actually. And really grumpy and pissed off, too. He doesn't know what's going on at all or how to act but he has this innate feeling he's superior and untouchable because of a few hundred years of being, that.

So he came in being real arrogant and rude and mean and dickish. At. Everyone.

To which Maki stabbed him for being a persistent sleazy creep

and Yasuragi contracted him which he's currently testing the validity of though he suspects if a guy can force you to repeat one pained noise over and over he can make a contract valid in weird wizard ways

He's still gonna test it

shoulda read the info on your phone more fully, noah

SHOULDA COULDA DIDN'T

he's also like, not really believing the phone info either?

sits here

He's not sure what to believe

But what he HAS learned is you can get stabbed for calling someone pet names

and scars can get ripped open by sensitIV if they just don't like you

I'm pretty sure he did zero to provoke loki except be sassy for that one

because he hadn't even kissed Santa at that point

So in fact when he cleans up and gets himself together he's going to undergo a very deliberate shift in attitude out of just, survival

he's a survivor

He clawed his way up through some really shitty shit to be the top of Sin in his world so he can turn on the charm and amiable, harmless friendliness

like actually the sad thing is that's more his "real" personality pre-soul corruption problems, is an airheaded nice flirty incubus who just wants to get laid and have a good time but not like, be unreasonably sadistic about it, and he was (still is) capable of caring really deeply

I can't wait for him some time in the future to figure out he cares about someone and absolutely lose his shit over it

but in the meantime he has a sense he SHOULD be better than everyone else but obviously that sense is WRONG it has BETRAYED HIM so he needs to adapt and rethink real fast before someone stabs him for not buttering his toast on the correct side or something

He honestly does not know this is not normal and just for now assumes... This is normal?

So he will definitely be treating everyone he meets with a certain degree of cautious shallow flirty politeness I thinl

he's going to apologize to maki and the rest of his unit and try to be on good behavior while he doubles down into studying all the powers he can get and earning points to buy them all as immediately as possible

I wanna thread with him

please eat him silk

kay

look he assumes anyone will stab you for any reason he's gonna be a little tense and cautious like

If this is his UNIT and they are somehow supposed to be working together how the heck do other people act??

i'm excited to thread with him

not that whisky would help with situation but

noah make some cute non-stabby friends

who even knows if he's going to have a tongue by the end of this intro

I'm excited for him to meet people but he's definitely going to try to be more nice/charming/inoffensive because wow

maybe not being able to talkw ill help

not being able to say words might improve his charm yeah

have fun with your bad man buddy

I mean I could talk more about every individual thread because they are all amazing and I'm so happy and glad that Taisho has. Allowed me on their team. And I have cute threads with Loki and Santa

but on to Phoenix

Phoenix is having a time? He like, had a huge social rank up with C! Which was cool! And he is very happy to be closer to C while also fussed and worried about this little gremlin

He confessed back to Sanguine and Hiryuu though I'm slow on that and idk how the hiryuu thread is going

but emotional clearing the air is good!

He and E have a FEELINGS PACT and even if they didn't get to bang they also got to clear the air

which makes him happy in its own right

Shuten is... Gone. Oni is gone. Boss and Silk aren't okay.

He doesn't know what's up with Thorn or Vive but he suspects they could be better

He's very in love with Yasuragi

He's kind of. Upset for Santagold though

Like idk where that thread is going but she keeps being alarming and upsetting and he doesn't like it

and he doesn't like that apparently the people she's in relationships of some kind with aren't giving her the attention or consideration she needs in regards to him

Silk also broke him with her tits, sorry Phoenix

and he wants?? To help??? but she needs to stop threatening to noncon him please that's very alarming marigold

I would say Silk is fine but she's obviously not, but she's looking for ways to cope, so it's ok

the trick is none of us are okay and we're all just coping

and phoenix knows that

she's gonna sew up the princess maker doll

which is why he wasn't going to call C out on shit until C pissed him off with lack of self worth

YEAH THAT SOUNDS OKAY SILK JUST FINE COPING

but maybe we should set up our daughter doll

in fact

phoenix is overall functioning fine and doing okay dependent on how distressing his thread with marigold gets

Oni asked her to!!

oni is a good dog

but like it's "doing okay" in the context of never really not traumatized at this point, but he's, doing okay? that weird, none of us are fine but he's doing well enough place

he isn't really upset by anything currently going on or rather, the things he's upset about he can't do anything about so he's ignoring them

maybe Silk should flop on Phoenix sometime too. Fuss over him and then flop

yeah let him braid your hair or something silk

flop on each other

Sanguine needs to flop on Phoenix sometime soon and try to talk about things he's having a hard time talking about

everyone have some feelings jams

everyone needs to flop

Boss needs to talk to Phoenix about What Do I Realized What I Fucked Up With E About

which we could get to in the dumpsterfire thread or can do later when you're not everywhere

also yes plz braid Silk's hair

which would be... an old thing with potential to be resolved but Boss is just so about this whole "mishearing"/"misunderstanding" thing that X brought up

uh oh yeah I can tag the dumpster fire thread!

and link me the x thing

X thing is here

X is so cute holy shit

and yeah it is great timing because now at least Phoenix can be like, well I do actually, know what's going on sort of

another noah side note is he's 100% getting a knife from the kitchen and stashing it on his person because yikes

and I need to come up with outfits for him

yeah, Boss will feel... a lot dumb for not seeing the issue earlier. not great feel. bad for self-esteem but good thing he just keeps swimming anyway /fingerguns

pets boss look we're all crazy and perspective on some things is hard

Boss, whispering to himself: no wonder E was acting like that, i probably looked/sounded psychotic still

honestly like, if boss talks to phoenix he might just be like "boss can I text E to come over and hear this like? maybe. Maybe you'll both be relieved you have figured this out and can be friends again"

... unsure if good timing if only because Boss gently vibrating about how much he's... "misheard"... things. but like lol

Oh no, I mean he probably won't because he's very much like, let people figure out their own pace for stuff usually but he'll definitely be excited

Get along again I love you both so much!!

phoenix pls

tho link me to E and Phoenix talking about it

here

flashback to Boss: it's been literally a day please...

god I'm laughing

Phoenix like, I'm pretty sure this isn't as alarming as it sounds but as you've already tried to fix it I'll just sympathy pat and not tell you how to feel about it because I don't wanna invalidate anyone

right, like. points to E for trying

but now if boss is like, I think I get where E is coming from he'll be excited like!!! MAKE FRIENDS AGAIN I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!

minus points for trying when someone is trying not to have disassociative episodes

at least E is at a net zero. only minus points for Boss, tho

you both are good, pets both

r u sure

y

phoenix being excited that Boss and E can make up sounds like it will be so goddamned cute

Happy Phoenix excited for people he loves to not be concerned and awkward about each other

pretty sure they're still going to be concerned and awkward

just... at a different level

Communication... Is hard

BatsyRuntime I should also talk to you about where this is going because I'm fine with things getting fucked up but idk if they actually will?

yeah, that was also Boss pushing himself and being like "why wouldn't I push myself? but also other people shouldn't push themselves"

U guys, says Phoenix, constantly pushing himself

hiryuu and phoenix thread will probably go just fine, but hiryuu is also among the Not Okay tho. not b/c of oni. or way less because of him; she liked him as a friend but it's not like they were involved

Right well. Shuten

Phoenix is a good boy

Noah is a... boy

Those sure are true statements

yeahhhhhh shuten. altho things are also super fucked up with marisanta so. she gotta. talk about / fix that.

HI I DID ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT MOSTLY BECAUSE LIKE

at this point she will in fact definitely do the bad

marigold wut r u doin

but I wanted to know like IF IT DOES WHO IS PHOENIX LIKELY TO ACTUALLY TELL ABOUT IT bc I'm okay with burning all of my own cr but, I don't want to, burn non-my cr

also nothing she's a good girl

I actually do have to sit on this like, me, myself, as a gross person am very into whispering TRAUMATIZE REAN THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT but also possibly when should get a sensitiv or yasu to intervene. GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT

marigold are you trying to non-con good boy phoenix

that wut u r doin

Mainly it would in fact very deeply fuck him up which I'm for but I'm not sure if my cr is real down for this level of fucked up

Whines about playing a good social cat

Marigold has never done anything bad in her life

I know. listen to me making accusations about this good pure girl

She's a good robot

what's the difference between a girl and a robot,

i mean i guess? she doesn't have monthlies???? she's so confused

on a more serious note, the only thing I can say is that like. hiryuu would be mad at herself forever/horiffied she didn't warning anyone that maybe Marigold wasn't safe to be around. since. she definitely got the vibe that marigold might be of the mind to take things Too Far during last supper endgame

But like. she's already in a Bad Place so if everyone else in your CR ring is okay with it then follow your heart Lief

Jeopardy noises

Gross me vs be nice to my cr me having a throwdown

I think maybe we can go a bit more, he's already seriously freaked out and scared but make him cry and scream just not the full bad, get someone to tell marigold to sit. Does that sound fine BatsyRuntime?

I wanna give marigold and myself the gift of fucking up badly enough to traumatize them both a little bit at least, medium toasted trauma but maybe not charcoal

If he does convince her to stop, also good, otherwise an intervention

sounds good!

I can't believe I'm like DON'T just fully do shit, who AM I. I feel the need to apologize for holding back on ruining everything??

look at what you've become

how far you've fallen

How is this me

It's okay I have Noah now

as an aside there are things that Yasun wouldn’t like so I think we can assume Noah would hit on one EVENTUALLY and you can decide how the tongue loss functionally works/how painful it is/if the tongue continues to even exist on this physical plane

bc I do not wanna tonguelock u forever

also Jesus Marigold

JESUS AIN'T AROUND THESE PARTS

But yeah I mean, honestly it's funny if his tongue just falls out and I'd rather have it on hand to reattach at least but. He's gonna keep trying to find something yasuragi hates because he's like this I guess. And he needs to know how binding the contract really is.

I PROMISE THERE ARE ACTUALLY THINGS, SOMEWHERE

He'll FIND ONE EVENTUALLY

one day

He's actually having a lot of fun with this it's just the whole bleeding thing and also forced contact he's not thrilled with

I can’t wait for them to just, get along, except also,

Get along except

ok now is maybe time for intervention

yes probably. Who do you want to intervene?

UH PREFERABLY like, yasuragi or dantalion

those are also my preference

or really any sensitiv

I think I'd rather those two or lucifel for people to deal with it. ANUBIS MAYBE but phoenix hasn't been fucked up around Anubis before

those are all fine with me

I'll ping them in discord for later

or here maybe is fine.

sacae dantalion if one of y'all wants in on some intervention

YOU CALLED MY BOYFRIEND A THUNDERBUTT LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME belated anyways wait what

... what is going on hold on let me catch up

if it's an intervention on santa things i can def do it but idk how much you're up for more neg.. cr...

i also am feeling The Bads about like. fussing everything up

oh it's an intervention on santa non-conning phoenix

more so because i dont want to make you uncomfortable so if you'd rather yasuragi because like. his neg cr is way less NOW IMMEDIATE IN UR FACE i totally understand that too

so like

...... S ANTA

marigold has never done anythi

i saw >santa intervention >leif pinged me >must be another thotpocalypse

reasonable

tears

santa doesn't need to be rescued from the thotpocalypse

link me I'll look

yeah she does

she's been there here whole life

cw rape etc

that's why she needs an intervention

marigold.....

She is very upset.

let me move to a real computer and not my phone

I'll sneak one more crying upset tag in then

i just hope loki doesn't make things worse somehow which is very likely lmao

I am not sure how this could be worse.

idk

it's a talent of his

I mean I'd personally be impressed

ekfme

be nice to phoenix, Loki, you can do this,

lmfao he's going to be nice to phoenix he's not a monster

it's santa he's not going to be nice to

marigold, rather

well you said "make things worse" so I was just like what. what could possibly make... things worse...

i mean marisanta is

not in a great place right now either

Marisanta is not in a great place yeah. no one is happy here

no one is having a good time

I mean yes. everyone is Having a Bad Time