Because resumes SUCK

I have had the same job for 14 years, why can I not describe my duties? I mean, in a way that doesn't like like I'm a dudebro. BC that's kinda how I talk

I made one one year that a friend of mine said was great and now she's like "It's kinda busy"

and i'm like "Well I've had like 10,000 jobs so yeah"

Just means that you have a bunch of exprience ina variety of things!

I'm like

"Uh, I answer phones and deal with idiots?"

but obvs cannot put it like that