I went to see our facilities coordinator because I had something scheduled with her this afternoon and she didn't respond to my email last night or answer the phone

I get in and she says "oh did you see my email that the meeting was cancelled? also isn't this your key? why didn't you respond to the lost key email?? you're not really good about checking your email are you, hahaha"

and I was like "oh.... yeah no I didn't see those, my bad I guess"

I get home and check my email

she sent them like HALF AN HOUR before I went and found her

like YEAH, MISSED YOUR EMAILS, because you LITERALLY JUST SENT THEM

sorry I don't compulsively check my email every five fucking minutes??? please find your fucking chill???

and if YOU'RE compulsively checking and sending email, maybe, uhhhhh reply to the email I sent you, instead of sending me a new one that's more likely to get lost in the dozens of fucking emails I get every hour because nobody has any self-control?

Jealous Girlfriend-ism: it's not just for texts. or significant others. apparently.

jesus fuck I'm so aggravated

-_-

I fucking hate email