WAIT WHEN DID I MAKE THIS PLURK
listen, i think i made this in the middle of the night but listen
you did and it'd be entertaining
please listen
and one of? the swords?? for some reason????
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE'S A CUTE BULLYABLE DOG AND I HAVE BEEN UNFAIRLY TARGETED
he's very pretty and i want to punch his face a lot
DO YOU PLAY SAIX, GO FINISH KH3 RIGHT NOW
I'M LITERALLY PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW
YOU GET GOOD YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's a guardian of light now ~
fun fact: i haven't played fucking any of the games between kh2 and kh3 so
saix/axel blindsided the fuck out of me but wow
i first played saix way back in uhhhh fuck what was it, 2011? right when the original 358/2 days came out
and at the time i was like "gosh it's so great to play a character that won't ever have any more canon info or character development ever, i can just make shit up if i have to, static canon characters are great"
LESS THAN A MONTH LATER, THE FIRST IMAGES FOR BBS CAME OUT WITH LEA AND ISA
i had a fucking meltdown and all my friends laughed at me it was great the end.
i disappeared from kingdom hearts fandom after kh2
i tried to do 358/2 but the gameplay was... not fun for me, and thus i didn't get any farther than like the first ten minutes besides i had to emulate it bc i didn't. own whatever system it was on at the time...
the game is terrible actually, i'm very thankful they just turned it into a movie
god, so like, i'm coming back here and it's like [wow look at all this shit i used to care about but back when my tastes were wildly different]
i used to hate axel now look at me
the only things that were lost in turning 358/2 into a movie are: some of the secret reports were interesting (AND GAY)
which is why you'll see kh fanart of saix and bananas
WELL I CAN READ THE SECRET REPORTS SOMEWHERE AT LEAST
i used to think saix was my type but i don't think he really quite is anymore after playing kh3...........
i can't believe he's an asshole jock now
I WON'T SPOILER BUT I SPENT MOST OF HIS SCENES SAYING, OUT LOUD, YOU SALTY LITTLE BITCH
ya he was... the most bitter jealous ex
yeah he's still a bitter jealous ex
he's saltier than the fucking seasalt ice cream axel cries on daily
good. all is as it should be
that artist has many axel things, but they also draw belial too
hey why does axel move like a stripper
i'm not sending this off for uh... checks wristwatch i don't own, a while
also i joked about apping axel in a week but i think i have effectively consumed all his game canon now if i count the fact i played kh2 and com 15 years ago
no one has stopped me yet