Gonna hit this up bc Spike never turns down a free meal

Someone heard free food and they are here

free food is the best way to make sure everyone scurries in

the fun thing is I basically cut my teeth on rp when I offered to run a musebox bar for a bunch of friends so it's a standing headcanon that all my muses are bartenders/cooks

yuri is canonically a good cook/enjoys making food for friends so

Yes food is the best bait

restlessheart what kind of shit does john look like, is it post-substances shit or messed up from torture shit (or. both?)

Probably both. Bloodshot eyes and bloodstained clothes, a little hunched over and hasn't shaved for a week.

👌

I mean I guess that's what most people look like down there but you know, all the pretty people are looking less pretty these days...

v true it's a goddamn shame

Spike's gonna be like those ladies in Agent Carter who steal all the food at the boarding house dinner

he's got an extra pocket for gravy!

in hell it's important to be well hydrated

And fed, have to keep up that blood sugar so you can go though/do more tortures!

pocket gravy

does hell have any meat that isn't kitten is the real question :|a

The kitten meat in the burgers we just ate?

Also Yuri grill me a cheese