So Jay is definitely gonna hit that scavenger hunt to get a better scope of Hell. Would love a partner for that!

Ganondorf is going to go beast mode (so Ganon) for the zombies and monsters and fight fire with fire. Dunno if I want to TL that or just tag out with him if anyone wants a hand (claw?) Either way, I’m hyped for an opportunity to be the big pig.

These are just my initial gut reactions but I’m gonna grab some lunch and read over the whole list again

/gently throws Kirk at Gannon

inkedhymnal please do! Does the cocky captain need some help with zombies and such or do you have something else in mind?

I need to read through the thing but he probably will haha. He is a good captain but he is only a captain and doesn’t have his phaser or his team so he is very squishy

scout annoys ganon pt infinity here we GOOOO

inkedhymnal He’s valid! not everyone can have a tanky demon form on reserve

/gently touches demon tank

JejuneN skinny kid’s gonna get himself eaten if he doesn’t watch out

okojo: im genuinely surprised it hasnt happened yet tbh akkdks

WELL tbh I don’t think he eats people, large pig or not (which is funny bc boars and pigs absolutely WILL consume humans!)

god yeah pigs are terrifying

stares directly at Jay for the scavenger mission

dayraccoon TEEN KILLER TEAM GO

But seriously yes