i think this is my first time on the meme page wheeze

Who irons his clothes? What are you the cops? Why are you asking I love this lmao

OH GOOD HAKSHKA i got carried away

also good lord he lives in the museum

man I need to tag Bruce one of these days

“Someone who has training in martial arts, weapons, and boxing”

Wish I knew somebody like that

I can offer one (1) orphan

Actually so can I

Are old orphans still adoptable

yeah my orphan is 27 years old

where's the line

EYES . . .

i've never seen a line before in my life

excellent

I guess I have briefly tagged Bruce back when Rosi fished up his gross foam clone but that was very short

Does anyone in this game have parents

so revised: I need to tag Bruce more one of these days

sorry he was so weird about your existential encounter rosi.... it was Science

on the one hand, he understands

on the other hand, he fished up his own body and it smiled at him

also i!! would love a way for bruce and matt to start beating the shit out of eachother. you know as. friends do.

how do we accomplish this when they're both so secretive

god lauren that was honestly killing me. OF ALL THE FIRST IMPRESSIONS TO MAKE

hahaha

bruce had to go with grilling a guy about his own dead body

alfred would be so disappointed

The only way Matt knows how to make friends is beat them up or go to Columbia with them so since Columbia hasn’t been discovered yet I guess we gotta go with the other option

I feel like Bruce is gonna feel him out at some point tbh he’s a little sneak that way

i mean they definitely seem to be- working in that direction? i was really surprised because bruce has been kind of practicing this duality thing with his image

but his interactions with matt are far closer to who he. is.

especially their more casual conversations? i wasn't expecting it and it's been really cool to see unfold!

haha YES I think so too!!!

He made Bruce laugh it’s the best thing matt has done since he got to beacon

Bat dad needs a bat dad sometimes

bat dad needs a bat dad a lot.....

he's very softhearted

Hes a lonely sad orphan that grew up too fast ... Matt’s kryptonite

Just abandoned kids in general honestly...... yikes so many of them in beacon

LEGIT DOES ANYONE HAVE PARENTS I’m concerned

I'm sure at least one of them must have a parent

probably

someone

WHO!!!

riku for sure has a parent

uh. and uh.... steve and nancy

they have parents

crowley and aziraphale have a parent

Does that really count.........

That said way to have a parent Riku

parents, what's a parent

Ask riku

w o w

what am i to you, chopped liver

it hurts daddy when you say that

daddy doesn't even know he's a daddy and also YOU DISOWNED HIM!!!!!

that wasn't me that was bad writing

also legit

when will bruce's characterization come back from the war

I GAVE YOU A NICE TAG THO

it'll probably die there

he let his guard down!!!

to be used as cannon fodder for a grimdark run

now you can chokehold him

he didn't yeet himself tho admittedly, he probably will soon

there aren't any windows down here jason!!

also you have to stay long enough for bruce to ask if you're his future self

he has Concerns

deadpan: yes, i'm your future self

you changed your name to jason todd

bruce: oh my god, i gave myself two first names

bruce: again

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