it's always fun to be like "which characters would my theoretical fandom ship" but also, fun new game, what ships do people try to fight over being abusive or otherwise not wholesome
not allowed to ship alex and ethan because ethan is younger than arthur and that's just not right
you can't date someone younger than your younger sibling
let's not even approach arthur and kris
which is obviously not kosher because even though they meet when she's in her twenties the age gap is just INSURMOUNTABLE
Harry x Jeffrey is problematic bc size difference means Jeffrey is child-coded. In fact Jeffrey x ANYONE is problematic bc Jeffrey is short therefore child coded /s
greilaskevar: lmfao i forgot that one when ToxicJackal and I were going back and forth last night
jeffrey x anyone is problematic because jeffrey has sexual trauma in his past, therefore any sexual relationship would be retraumatizing for him
arthur x anyone is problematic because arthur's a womanizing douchebag and therefore toxic to any relationship he could potentially be in
harry x anyone is problematic because harry's stupid, therefore, baby
Harry is also tall af which somehow makes all his potential relationships abusive
An odd case of a character somehow being the abuser AND the victim at the same time!