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Noragami

SEASON 3 WHEN

;A;

Needs more anime, needs more Kiun, needs so much more Kazuma, needs to fucking release faster.

I love basically all the characters in it except Hiyori's friends. I just want Yato to defeat his dad and survive, and give Kazuma back to Bishamon where he belongs, but with them telling us about Kazuma's human life I have The Fear and don't do this to me, series.

I mean Yukine could do with being less of a dipshit, but at the same time, it makes a horrible kind of sense that he'd be a dipshit with abandonment issues even if he doesn't know why.

Yup. Noragami is a rare series for me where I like all the characters. FMA is another one.

I'd ask for FFXV, but I know your rants there. So... RDR2. 'cos you don't like who I like, so. Shoot.

You've heard my main salt about RDR2, and that is the epilogue.

That we have to play as John and not somebody more interesting, like Micah Javier Charles Sadie?

I get why I'm playing as John, I really do, but at the same time is it too much to ask that my hunting down of Micah isn't done by Sadie occasionally showing up and going "Got a lead!"

They did a poor job of making Abigail likeable for me, and I'm sure it didn't bother anyone that played the first game, but for me she was just a fucking shrew and I didn't understand why John loved her outside of stockholm syndrome.

Maybe he exchanged dogmail with her for a decade before the game

Also John is a very stupid boy who is apparently incapable of maintaining a fake name for more than five minutes, AND decided to buy a godforsaken spit of land nobody else was stupid enough to want (it was on the market for MONTHS and you didn't negotiate the price? Really John?) that is RIGHT OUTSIDE the one place he should really avoid

This, after having spent time in the fucking Yukon

Why did you come back, John? Why?

... I'd say maybe to the dogmail but we've heard John read, and Abigail has to get Jack to read for her, so....

The game isn't flawless, but that is the biggest downfall for me, and it's largely created because they were making a prequel and felt the need to pander to the fans of the first game (not in itself bad) while not fucking it up.

And I don't think they quite managed it.

Nope.

I could get it if they gave a good reason, like "... Arthur knew where the money was, let's lie low here and grab it when we're able" or something

But no

Bitchweasel wanted a ranch

move to fucking wyoming

Fandom-wise, out of all the franchises that I expect to find that weird subtype of fanbrat that thinks you're a bad person if you like bad characters that do bad things, I have to admit Rockstar games is not one I fucking expected, and Grand Theft Horse doubly so

EXACTLY man

A ranch she'd never seen but read about in the paper

So John just goes and buys it

And gets into a fucktonne of debt for

and I just

John... you're dumb

... yeah that sounds pretty fucking dumb

granted, it IS John

Arthur is looking down on you with his head in his hands right now

(also LOL Grand Theft Horse)

He gave his life to let you get away

And this is what you do

"Run John, and don't look back."

He should have said

Arthur's horse died for you, John!

"And don't come back either, dipshit"

RIGHT?

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