can you think of anything sadder than a homeless billionaire

consider: quarantine with this asshole

HAHAHA

A HOMELESS BILLIONAIRE JDHDHDHD

he can't move into his son's basement

Consider: saving the museum means saving another way of having bespoke shit made without owing an NPC a favor

ugly laugh

yeah i was just about to say i should probably make a real pitch in here somewhere

Riku will literally make you shit for free, just convince him it's for the greater good

Fair LOL

there's a shower and kitchen built in, there's a study and a workshop that's in progress, a few bikes, extensive notes, a home made gym and lots of sleeping space

so it'd be a pretty dank slumber party i'm just saying!!

Riku might say "hey I can do it but would you (fetch quest for another played character here)?" because let's be self sufficient and this game is about our interactions with each other amirite

i'm lowkey nervous because it's so close to the lakeside so the lower levels especially might be in danger

and bruce is less concerned about it as a living space than as functionality- he's been stock piling supplies and clothing for months to work as a in-case-of-emergency deal

so lots of pros!!

cons are- you probably have to deal with vanitas and his rodents of unusual size

pros- riku & bruce making cool shit for you. room with a view. batman is indebted to you (possibly not actually a pro hmmm)

Pro - you get a protector for life - Riku

Has died many times and lived to tell the tale, somehow

Also... good looking guys wearing wet t-shirts I GUESS

leave my rats alone

im js bruce could absolutely convince dean to save the museum

oh thank god

he'll let you park the car inside

HAHA

dean, the 1 help

"yeah just park it under the giant dr solis statue should be good"

IT'S GOT BUNKER VIBES TBH he misses his man cave

lmgdgj good yes

but see dean also automatically comes with a brother and an angel... usually

bless u i hope you realize i'm 100% gonna be there with bells on

LMAO I WAS JUST GONNA ASK any chance of bribing your brother, your not-girlfriend, or your not-boyfriend

TEAM FREE WILL ASSEMBLE to save the museum

weeps openly bless u

he has the power bruce he's got ur back

wheeze

this is gonna be the weirdest goddamn sleepover

then watch dean ask the night market for a giant penny when they roll into town next for no reason at all whatsoever what museum doesn't need a giant penny hello

SILENT SCREAM

jason facepalms at dean

jason listen he's a nerd let him have this

well at least one of them will recognize it ig???

dfhjk IT'S FINE

jason: should have went for the dinosaur, i always liked that one better

I hope someone saves the museum because my nerdy ass like THINK OF ALL THE HISTORY!!!

but yeah I mean also people live there and it has supplies you know etc etc

but THE HISTORY

sadly will could not give less of a shit and I think gregor will be preoccupied

what will we do without the exhibit for the flaming hot cheetos

the flamin hot cheetos are of VITAL IMPORTANCE

the museum is Cas' happy place, the church is Cas' sad place. he needs both to be saved pls and thank.

also if you think he's not gonna try to fly on gucked up wings to make it happen you're wrong

but also seriously, museum, church and bonfire are the only places he gives a personal shit about ahem.

oh cas that's so soft OTL

I just realized my phone censored my swearing lmao