She begged her parents not to go. Everyone was telling them not to go, her mum didn't want to go, but her dad is ... stubborn... and insisted, so they went. Yet more victims of bloody Boris and his bumbling indecisive handling of this.

because if he'd made his "old people shouldn't go on cruises" speech a few days earlier her mum would have had the ammunition she needed to stand up to her bullying husband