(first sign of spring because Robin ha ha I am very punny please love me)

At least she's a red robin

When you explain dwrp journal name culture to your pals and they bring puns

my Cosmic Boy journal is "less-talk-more-rokk"

omg

and i'm sorry but Carrie could out-cool Tim "Red Robin" Drake behind a Gotham stuffer shack at any given time

lmao paige i used "wheyoftheadept" because like, obviously,

apparently comics!Tim is now going by "Drake", which is objectively worse than Red Robin and I didn't know that was possible

thank you anabel, I feel so powerful and pleased by this news that I won't even charge u pun copyright

It gets better, Kaylin

D'you wanna know why he's Drake?

and omg Drake......... that is worse, but also, exactly the kind of "i am so cool but actually very dorky" that fits Tim

not sure if I hate or love it

:3c im so glad ur joining

please tell us

It's because Tim ran into an evil alternate universe thing where his counterpart was Drake "the most dangerous of all birds"

...

omg

.......

well first i have to see how it goes with the cap and queue hell I guess but if I can join I fully look forward to harassing saturday with horrible child sidekick

.....

oh my GOD

Bendis

see sometimes people wonder why i bully tim so much

wonder no longer

bendis strikes again......

okay, I already planned on having Cassie Sandsmark refer to any Red Robin as various other burger joints, but any Drakes she encounters will only be referred to as "Goose"

(it is important to bully Tim a little, otherwise he takes himself too seriously and then we get BatTim and that's terrible)

....is a drake a bird?

They're Ducks

tim why

....

hat?

ducks....

drake is an adult male duck

(alternatively, "The Mighty Duck", and chant "quack" at him, because Cassie was a baby nerd and has absolutely seen those movies)

please remember to not toss bread at your local tim drakes, it's very bad for him

Tim ends up in a medieval world, Cassie introduces him as "M'llard Timothy Drake of Gotham."

yes

it's what he deserves

The Wonder's Guide to the Care and Keeping of Robins demands it

carrie is skeptical of this way, but on the other hand, the voice of experience.....

my Cassie is obviously very divergent from comics Cassie at this point

comics canon is fake anyway, our town now

If Bendis is canon, do people really want to be canon?