ephrim's just like. what the fuck hieron's flat. what the fuck. what the fuck???

oh my god he's a flat earther

omg this is ideal rp content

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIERON IS LITERALLY FLAT

I need will to interact with him immediately

I'M JUST SOBBING IM REALLY HAPPY

iirc he accused quentin of being a flat earther at some point

HAHAHAHWHIUWHE

im screaming into my goddamn fist

god I remember that

if will ever needs someone as equally shitty and petty as him to "well actually" him ephrim will do so and gladly

yes.... YES

they just "well actually" each other about shit that's only true in their respective worlds and nothing is ever gained

this sounds horrific let's do this right away

rubs my lil goblin hands together

I can't believe Getaway is in a position where he has to explain what a fucking planet is to someone

oh mood

this is his real reason for sending minimus after after ephrim

congrats getaway you've met the only genuine flat earther in beacon

frankly I think Minimus would be more upset by this than anyone

to be fair minimus is not hard to upset

im in literal tears about minimus as well this is so fucking good

god I never thought about it before but honestly the idea of a flat world would just completely startle Rosi as well

I think ephrim and robots CR is basically everyone suffers for a variety of different and petty reasons

coming from a world full of seafaring cultures who have known their world is round for like... all of time

how... how can a world be flat wouldn't all the water just fall off of it

I'm so glad a flat earther is among us

im wheezing i hope that 80% of ephrim's cr is them trying to get their heads around the concept of a flat world and ephrim just being like... look............... i've caught suns in jars before. it's fine

oh boy. will just eternally at this guy

suns... in jars you say

does ephrim have an open post or does he have event plans etc.

ephrim in gardening gloves and a pair of rubber boots with a fistful of weeds blowing his bangs out of his hair all like for the last SAMOTHES' FUCKIN LEFT TIT TIME the SUN is PROPELLED THROUGH THE SKY by the WILL OF THE PEOPLE and SAMOTHES, ITS CREATOR, can i PLEASE get back to my fertilizer

i can do an open thing for the night market maybe? i haven't taken a good look at it yet but i can see ephrim getting out of his depression cave and mental health garden to go look at the new shiny

bully.... ephrim.... club....?

ephrim wouldn't find the world of my little pony too odd then

tinylongwing a sun in a jar as an orc kind of puts his hands over his mouth all like "oh please do be careful don't let it burn you" like ephrim was trying to catch a bee

weirdly adorable and I am in favor

seasons of hieron was weirdly slice of life in between the light existentialism and the slow despair as the pcs fought a battle against magic global warming and failed

rip

sometimes you just try to fight global warming and you're too gay to win

anyway everyone please bully ephrim he's a menace and a shithead and 100% deserves it

Getaway is too so I think they deserve each other

eggselent

if there's ever an event that forces people to hang out together we should throw them in

getaway deserves to suffer

oh good thing there's a flood that is about to trap beacon in thirds and the stranded characters have to band together to make sure the town survives

Getaway sincerely couldn't care less about any organic being who lives here and doesn't want to help at all

but minimus will shame him into it

gg minimus looking out for all them squishy folk

minimus is a good bean who doesn't deserve to suffer, but he will anyway

he does so much to keep things organized and i'm so sorry that my other boy is kind but a fucking chaos being

oh my god i think we're going to get into it with ardyn too im really going to cry

ephrim: ... you can't... own a star? those are people?? dingus

puts my face in my hands ALL YOU HELIOCENTRIC MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SHITHEADS AND EPHRIM HATES YOU

oh my god okay no this is what Ephrim and Rosi need to talk about, Rosi's star charts

and how the world eaters are just out there casually eating stars

ephrim, completely deadpan, filled with quiet rage: good. eat every single one of them. they're fucking bastards

hahaha

seasons of hieron is REALLY good

i will only have one prompt up for ephrim at the night market and he'll probably just directly ask about stars in y'alls worlds because he's just. going to go batshit at this point

fantastic

HOW DOES A WORLD JUST PICK UP AND GO AROUND A SUN IT DOESN'T MAKE SINGLE FUCKIN LICK OF SENSE

...god i want fjord to troll him on it somehow but nothing is as ridiculous as ephrim being an actual flat earether

oh I somehow didn't respond to your earlier comment but will is going to the night market to talk to pluto so if you make a tl lmk!

i sure will ty!!

Leucrotta him here

i absolutely welcome people pushing him in the lake but there will be Consequences

(maybe not immediate consequences but he used to be a shounen rival and he has 0.1% pride left)

incredibly tempting

hi

he is a simple one armed gardener with an attitude problem it'll be fine

he even took off his lantern so it won't extinguish if he falls in he will 100% not die

I was thinking about Fjord pushing him off the escalator ngl

then Perish in the metaphorical sense

oh my GOD

yall gonna make him die??? is this how he dies twice in his first two weeks here??? god itn is a good game

OH MY GOD... HAEIN.... IS MY HERO.......

DON'T.... HE'S A MENACE I'M SORRY EPHRIM

look Fjord will pull him out again but like. that attitude bro

haein is going to relight all of his rage fires HE'S GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKING EMBRYO

im so pleased jesus

WORTH IT!!!

everyone should be pushing ephrim into and off of things

it's what he DESERVES

puts my face in my hands oh my god it's what... he deserves......

im crying full grown adult men.......

twice!!! once a week!!!

I chose to read that as you crying full grown adult men instead of tears and was like 1) that must hurt and 2) now you have too many people in your space

LKSJDFOIAEFIOAEJOIFEWIOJ

this is so unpleasant in so many ways

agreed

i’m dying IT’S WHERE HE BELONGS!!!

THIS IS WHY HE STAYS IN HIS GARDEN IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE......

can’t wait for ephrim’s first death to be water related

i can't believe y'all are already thirsting for that........ amazing

crawls out of my break... okay what is actually going to happen for both my boys at the night market hhhh

sora needs to go ahead and pick up that last secret report he needs for the replica... will ephrim try and get a sun LOL

i don't think there's... any tactical reason for him to get one, he literally hates 95% of everyone here and is getting pretty okay with dying

sora... is going to want to see kairi but that's going to be a mistake, he's going to run out of there like he's seen a fucking ghost

i think the only person ephrim will want to see is throndir but even then if he does that it'll be admitting he was in l*ve with him so catherine had better be able to keep a Fucking Secret

order order order ummmm

ephrim >> sora >> psl >> bookkeeping?? and hopefully i should be done enough for memes after that

okay i'm putting away plurk to focus on tags let's put these fuckers away

jesus i left sora's tags for a whole week when did this happen

okay im gonna get super comfortable and see if i can at least knock out everything that is a week old

god my head hurts and i feel miserable i must be dying (eats one (1) thing, headache evaporates) oh

that's me, but with sleep

HAHA

it shouldn’t keep surprising me that feeding my body makes it happy and Yet

sorry it took me so long to tag in there (':

omg good timing though since Rosi just told Ephrim to ask Will like minutes ago

HAHA

ephrim like I did and it was a Mistake

but also mawi I hear you on the food thing... god I'm really bad on sundays at like, keeping myself fed because dnd means I just do nothing else for hours and then afterward am all wow why do I have a headache so bad and now it's time to eat my entire kitchen

I used to just eat in the middle of dnd and mute my mic but if you're the dm that's not really plausible

I wasn't dming today and I did eat but apparently not enough at all

Leucrotta no no do not apologize my head's been in a weird space for like a week now and i'm trying to crawl back to sanity

i also...... started back in on my gacha game but that's neither here nor there

LMFAO dw ur valid

god knows I've been strugglin

tinylongwing PLEASE EAT HUNGRY DMS KILL

lmao I ATE AFTER I'm fine now other than like, the still existing headache from 6 hours ago

"eh I'm starving, everyone gets killed by demogorgon, ok now we're done"

I haven't DMed in months I'm recharging my batteries

pats your back.... rest up

speaking of a battery recharge.... god, okay, that's enough

i'll do tagouts... laaater tomorrow? maybe?

still have... week old tags... it's fine...........

gently pries my hands off of ill met by moonlight's tdm....... No. Absofuckinglutely not. I owe so many tags.

whaaaaaat are you looking at that one too?

LSKJDF look... i have a really interesting idea for a character there okay.... i just

I understand, I do :B