that's my second proposition in as many weeks

they know nothing about me, it's just my face?? I guess???

like an alien species

I think if I had the answer to that question I'd probably be rich

I don't get it. Like, does that ever actually work for them?

I'm still nauseated by the one dude once who said he wanted to talk me home and knock me up

vom

Ever get guys that act like they're asking for directions or something only to use that as an excuse to ask if you're single?

not yet!