Let me help you with that.

Here, let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling.

That duckling was so ugly,

so rancid,

so deformed,

so putrid,

so unbelievably misshapen that God had been quoted to have said "What have I done, WTF" at its birth,

that everybody who saw the duckling,

everybody who touched the duckling,

and everybody whose heard about the duckling,

DIED.

Everybody. Died.

The end.

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HAHAHA.

NICE BESHY!

Beautiful story! HAHA.

hotblack92:

*bows to the audience--most of whom were already suffering from severe heart failure*

then all of them died after you bowed

Lovely.

=))))))

Because they realized too late...

when I bowed, my mask fell off,

and then they knew... I WAS THE UGLY DUCKLING.

Such an awesome plot twist.