you answered my psychich summons is what you did

I promise that, for B's AC reward, I had that bit about reflections in before she rolled it.

she has one, it's only lasombra who lose their reflections

however, that item trolled her in a completely different way

Oh?

she once got in an argument with a very powerful ancientpire over her refusal to wear or discuss makeup on TV

fft

so powerful magic makeup appearing on her pillow is just going to leave her glowering at the sky for like three hours

she knows someone up there is responsible for this. she knows.

There was a lot of trolly RNG results this time around.

I've got to decide which of my characters gets

it's like when you make sims take an action and they turn and stare directly into the player camera's like :| for three minutes before doing it

Beatrice being an incredibly awsome victorian aesthetic vampire fire witch who can FLY was like

catnip

when the masquerade went down

I did not anticipate getting that item when I created it

"beatrice is catnip" is also the reason she has such a massive grudge against twitter

so she ended up being an inspiration for a lot of Lewks from the makeup/fashoion vlogger crowd

nd holy shit that is the most amazingly cursed item

and also people made a lot of thirst tweets about her

she hated every minutes of it

it was supposed to go to someone I could mock

not me

i'm sure there's a saying somewhere about never forging a weapon unless you are prepared to have it used against you / receive it yourself in RNG but i woke up 20 minutes ago

you've used it on me and it goes "don't make us roll for something if you're not prepared for us to fail"

Also, Armstrong, who's basically "What if Captain America became a terrorist" got

after one of your more incredible botches'

it's not a good fit

i think its great

fft

oh yes, i think that was after you had me roll to not look at the abyss and i got Seven Ones

whoops

magic aheago hoodie is def the spiritual equivalent of looking directly into the artifact abyss

you start driving the Manifested Wyrm out of its reality tunnel

it lurches towards you, crumpling the fabric of the real

its wearing an ahegao sweatshirt

glamazon I have been reliably informed that others feeling distress over the existence of the easter bunny brings you great joy, so i can assure you that this is doing beatrice a GREAT amount of emotional damage

beckett tried to warn her but she thought he was joking, very sad

THANK GOODNESS

Other adults: Oh God I have to take this seriously?
Me: cackling

beckett was like "oh yeah we have everything here. werewolves, hunters, superheroes, the easter bunny" like stefon from snl listing nyc's hottest club

she ABSOLUTELY thought he was joking

i live for this

/camps out in the thread/

she learned that unicorns are real like, two weeks ago, she absolutely was not prepared for this

for starters there's no vampire or spirit etiquette books on how to politely address the easter bunny

Stacia: Tell him he's cute!

does bunny burn her like he burned kevin? :|a

bunny burned kevin?

how very dare! but presumably yes. is the easter bunny like...an artifact of true faith or...or something. i can't believe i just typed that

idk if it was explicitly played out, but he's got a direct connection to the sun goddess or something

so touching him was supposed to be like touching sunlight for Kevin, IIRC

that'd be something to ask zita and juliet about

Either he's got a direct connection to the sun goddess or he's absorbed her position as the living embodiment of Spring after all the other pookahs were murdered.

the easter bunny character glamazon plays has a connection to the sun and zita and her had a thing they worked out bc Kevin is a vampire

she can explain it better hence the ping

huh, in that case it would definitely be a bad idea to poke the bunny

also stacia beatrice refuses to acknowledge the word "cute"

Bunny and his people were uplifted by Eos, the goddess of dawn. she got murdered, and all the other pooka got murdered and now Bunny is literally the only thing keeping Earth in the Goldielock's zone

Well, you don't necessarily have to be chained by the same thing.

it is not in her vocabulary and if it WERE it applies only to their dogs and possibly dog shapeshifters, the end

Bunny was Very Sad that he could not hug Kevin

It's just that Zita and Juliet wanted that bit of drama because !!! KID! KID BUNNY CAN'T COMFORT WITH A HUG! :C

there we go, kaylin knows

yeah they did it specifically to hurt themselves

bea can react how she likes

yeah Bunny is sentient because he's enlightened by Eos, a sun goddess, and now because of tragedy he has all her power that was left when she was murdered

and his presence was going to be uncomfortable to Kevin because we loved the drama of it

Bea can react as you please!

and Stacias right she can tell him hes cute!!!

she will NOT call him cute, he is a horrible sun abomination that is breaking her brain. "fluffy" is as far as bea is willing to go in this business negotiation

and that a) makes sense and i too love drama at all opportunities so by all means

how dare u he is a delight

(and also fluffy)

(also im kidding plz dare)

i did have to make the details of all that up but i swear i was just fleshing out word of god because Rise of the Guardians sure is A Film With Lore. at all times i am taking the Easter Bunny too seriously but like. in a hilarious way.

will it make you sad if i tell you the only rise of the guardians knowledge i have is from people making jack frost/elsa gifs on my dash back in the ancient year of 2012

me, helpfully: the snowflake animations were very pretty

no i expected as much!!

the ice and sand animation and REALLY a lot of animation in the movie is an absolutely astonishing work of artistry

but like Jelsa and the Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons is the vast majority of the fandom's takeaway and I am over here, in my corner, obsessed with Rabbit Wolverine

(because ftr Bunny was voiced by Hugh Jackman and now I want to start another Character Vouces meme)

haha he was whatnow

thank you, the knowledge that this is rabbit wolverine can only improve any possible future emotional damage

He was voiced by Hugh Jackman and it's amazing bc he's a fluffy bunny

Rise of the Guardians (2012) - Easter Egg Land Scene...

https://youtu.be/...

a+ casting choice

yes that is it that is the joke

at some point he loses all his power and is just tiny and cute and STILL has his aggro wolverine voice it is. wonderful.

this is the layered joke i have chosen to take extremely seriously

one day some1 is going to call me out for taking a middling-good bombed dreamworks film for kids way too seriously and im going to be like you cant make fun of me im making fun of myself, and then I'll pull my shirt off and show them my fucking back tattoo

anway serious characters like Bea taking psychic damage from Bunny existing makes me more powerful thank u for the serotonin

a tattoo.... truly you are more powerful than i could ever dream to be

lmfao please do feel free to bully beatrice to your hearts content, she is an extremely uptight and serious gal that does her best to cling to dignity at all times, even the other vampires take joy in inflicting emotional stun grenades on her

that's just her life

you should see HotPinkCoffee s fandom tats NOW THERE'S A BALLER GALLERY

i love tattoos like, Aesthetically, but i'm a very indecisive person so people who do the thing and just go for it fill me with impressed awe

(I owe beatrice a tag i think)

oh probably but i'm up at 4am veeery sleepily trying to catch up after an interesting week so dw about it

I'm on guam time so I will always be tagging at odd hours, fair warnin

this whole plurk is a delight

Mackenzie is taking the Easter Bunny thing in stride bc have you seen some of the weird spirits that exist out there??

(Mackenzie has absolutely gotten an orange tossed her way every so often in the cafeteria btw)

I know vampires like ..... cant eat ............ but maybe they still like to occasionally taste a fruit? :<

garlic is kind of a fruit type thing

you hush

if it wasn't a fruit, would they make jam out of it?

Or jelly?

...ngl, now i'm intensely curious and wanna lick it