I'm upset that there's only 30 seconds of surviving Tex Critter footage because 1) this is such a cute dragon, and 2) the snake on Cal's hat has its own set of movements and I want to see more of it
The Country Critters (Tex Critter's Pizza Jamboree) ...

I am beside myself trying to find footage of Uncle Klunk footage that doesn't look like refried ass but I love how many movements he had and how many of them are just springs, reacting Uncle Klunk Pizza Expert - YouTube

The King was a 9 foot lion animatronic that Chuck E Cheese locations had in the mid 80s and then phased out almost immediately and this man has FOUR OF THEM I want to be this strong one day Chuck E Cheese Removed Him But The King Is Back

animatronic collectors are so strong

I never want to collect animatronics because they take up so much space and need a ton of maintenance but I do want to send as much positive energy as possible to the people who do

Onion: I like the Showbiz Pizza rubber cosmetics way more than the Chuck E Cheese style blocky fur stuff. The masks are fine if people would just stop letting them melt

I'm finally going to bed 1992 Demo of CEI Animatronics