I am announcing this bc my brain has been telling me not to tell anybody because it is convinced that I will fuck it up and be fired before my first paycheck but, fuck you brain

STILL THIS IS WEIRD??? I AM GETTING TWO WEEKS OF PAID TRAINING??? THEY HAVE A 401K PLAN AND HEALTH CARE??????

HOW DID MY DUMB ASS MANAGE THIS?? ? ???

also it feels kind of weird and wrong to shout out such good news during /gestures broadly

\o/

Hey, sometimes you need the good news

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG THAT YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT

AHHH YAY