Josie, talking to Isaac on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Isaac: You bet!
Josie: At what temperature?
Isaac: 535.
Josie: That's the clock.
Isaac:
Josie:
Isaac: 536.

..... Accurate.

Stiles: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Isaac: Go the fuck to sleep
Stiles: What gif I don't want to?
Isaac: Fuck You

this is canon

Stiles: Am I going too far?
Isaac: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

same

I can literally read that in their voices

Josie: Violence isn't the answer.
Isaac: You’re right.
Josie: sighs in relief
Isaac: Violence is the question.
Josie: What?
Isaac, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Josie, running after them: NO-

Oh my god this is all canon Stiles and Isaac...

lovedbythesun -- This also seems accurate.

like in my head for that last one Stiles is going through a completely awful plan that he's been expounding on for at least twenty minutes and Isaac is sitting on something that's not meant to be sat on with his arms crossed and man it's amazing how clear the mental image is

are we sure it wasn't a canon scene

... You know what I am not sure.

Henry: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Annie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Henry: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Henry: I can explain.
Annie: Can you?
Henry: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Henry: So what’s for dinner?
Annie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Their relationship in three incorrect (very correct) quotes.

Oh my gosh I love this so much...

..... can't believe this conversation.

Huaisang: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Huaisang: This is bothering me.
Hannibal: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Huaisang: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Huaisang: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Wangji: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Huaisang:
Huaisang: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Huaisang: What are your goals?
Isaac: To pet all the dogs.
Huaisang: No, fitness goals.
Isaac: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

... YES to all of these.

Isaac:I prevented a murder today.
Tim: Really? How’d you do that?
Isaac: self control.

Your prompt:
Alfred: How petty can you get?
Hannibal: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

but also...Your prompt:
Hannibal: I prevented a murder today.
Alfred: Really? How’d you do that?
Hannibal: self control.

I'm lolol

....the shade of accuracy! darkangel998: cluelessnu:

it's beautiful

Tucker, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Church: How?
Tucker: How what?
Church: How could they be worse?
Tucker: They couldn’t, I lied.
Church:

originalcopy: Just Saying. Canon.

feathersAndWax: .....This didn’t happen?

I know right!?

feathersAndWax: This sounds like it would happen!

Also...

Five seconds later: ....Yes.

Your prompt:
Alfred: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Hannibal: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Alfred: Absolutely not.

it knows

ganymede: So are we flirting right now?
hannibal: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
ganymede: That doesn’t answer my question.

iiiiiiiiiiit's....not far off

100% canon

Caboose: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Church: Wasn't Tucker with you?
Tucker: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

why is this all stuff they would say.