Event Thoughts.
Hannibal is like - I wish to burn this envelope immediately.
Lan Wangji is so confused -- can he marry his husband twice?
Well. Technically.
Fifth time.
Isaac is like - I need a job.
Isaac is also like, wistful because it would be nice to be married....
except this is not ... real married but still.
aw, isaac.
Josie, he adores you and you are his Mistress but Dang he wants a relationship.
He wants what you haaaaaaaaaaaave.
look what she has is rocky right now and forbidden by the city
well yes but it's real.
doesn't isaac have a job
literally a job where he gets fucked
WELL ... no.
He quit?
oh! well that's a bummer
would he like to work at Plumage?
UH YES PLEASE.
huaisang's specifically doing a thing at plumage for fuck your subs day
ok he's hired i'll put him on the list
Isaac is now shiny-eyed.
congrats officially hired
pls see this note on fuck your sub at work day at plumage
Isaac gets to work with some of his Favorite People this is amazing.
so does this mean josie gets to go fuck him at work?
yes
also isaac can marry huaisang for the week if he wants
Yes and Yes Josie please fuck him at work and Gosh Huaisang ... Yes? But? Don't you want to marry Jiang Cheng?
he can marry two people the FAQ says so
one at a time though
plus he can always decide to keep going with three-day marriages after the formal event
yeah one at a time
but still. THREE DAY MARRIAGES ALL MONTH
... oh my gosh does this mean Isaac gets to be like, Second Concubine or something?
He is so down.
that is now his official title
Isaac: Look Josie!
Isaac: /buffs nails/
oh, i thought the marriage stuff only lasted the week
isaac has a VERY nice title
Huaisang tends to keep what he's fond of.
lovedbythesun: it does only last the week but what is to stop huaisang getting a glam dress and a hotel room
well played, bestie
OneStarkWren: Wei Wuxian doesn't want to get married agaiiiiiiiiin. First time was perfect, no do overs
(plus he's not crawling naked to Lan Zhan in public, tyvm.)