Hannibal: You know you shouldn't spank animals right? Jon: Well you shouldn't have sex with them either!!
Hannibal: ... (now trying to figure out if Jon is accusing him of having sex with animals or is waving him off from offering Jon sex while he has a tail.)
Like.
Why Jon?
Why?
just pet the joncat, hannibal
He cannot because he is a Dominant.
He was going to ask Will to take care of this If it was real but he's 99% certain it's blackmail.
Hannibal, he is SUFFERING with your questions.
I love it.
JON you had therapy because you didn't want to HAVE sex.
Wow. He had therapy in the first place because he didn't want to eat people's brains
I mean - I love it too because Hannibal does enjoy his sadism.
But Will would be so mad at Hannibal for having sex with an animal.
Not that he would - it's beneath him.
Still.
Also, excuse, Hannibal. Jon is a kitty, not a dog. Will is the dog man.
Hannibal figured it was a blanket animal thing.
Don't have sex with them, don't spank them in sexually charged ways.
I need to stalk this....
Srsly this is Good Content. I love riffing with switalia
It's hilarious to me that Jon's just started dabbling with the idea of discipline as a thing that would enhance his play and Martin wanted to try out spanking, and here comes the therapist who accidentally implies that's wrong to want given he doesn't have the full context of what's going on.
He also thinks Hannibal is implying that pet play is about bestiality.
Which is.
Great.
And Hannibal is just trying to be like, Blink if you have been kidnapped Jon.
Because Hannibal has NO problem with Jon finding what he wants sexually -- he just knows Jon would never do it in Public.
Jon's having a LOT of communication issues on this post and I love it.
He just wants to be a lifestyle kitty, Hannibal. Clearly.
Ur patients are determined to give yoU fits this month, Dr.
RIGHT? which reminds me got to visit Bass.
And might need an emergency session once Alex tells him he wants to start thing’s back up with his ex
Waaaaat.
Yeah, that’s a thing.
Well Okay!
And Bass has a bottle of painkillers for his injuries. I mean, I’m not going to have him do anything, but he’s gonna be high as fuck for awhile
Welp. Therapy time.
Idk if he’ll even think to reach out, tho facepalms
Oooh maybe Alex would?
He needs not access to so many ways to hurt himself. >.> the man has too many weapons and bad ideas.
And Alex doesn’t know to take shit away like Jeremy did
Jesus....
Thank god Alex made him promise in their contract to stop adding to his scars and never try to kill himself again. He just doesn’t realize how strong the urge is for Bass
Alex might think to reach out to Hannibal, yes
asks
Apparently probably not, because she’s trying to keep Alex from recognizing the name/awkward stuff
So, idk. Very paranoid Bass might say something? If he starts rambling about aliens trying to wreck his home, like fucking vampires, it’s not the psychosis
Oooooch.
lol srsly - hr probably doesn't need a new or higher dose of anti-psychotics
he needs someone to tell him he can have a healthy polyamorous relationship....even if the other people he loves aren't there.
err... when he stops spiralling lomg enough to hear such athing and believe it
You know Hannibal is fighting himself on this.
Lol oh dear.
My Miles is having fits, especially since there's literally nothing he can do about it.