a quote from my wife: “you can’t romance wrex, you can’t romance Javik, you can’t romance Legion, what’s even the point of these games?”
EDI/Joker. That's the point. For me. >_>
Actually I was basically a bundle of rage when I couldn't romance Varric, so I get it
she's right tbh
Okay but funny enough, when EDI got her body the wife was 👀 and I just said “she’s joker’s” and my wife just burst out laughing
Correction: Joker is hers
IT'S UNFAIR LIKE WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANYTHING NICE
but also joker needs his metal wife
glass bones metal wife it balances out
I’m very about glass bones, metal wife ship (literally)
Yeah Joker def belongs to EDI, not the other way around.
I love how all the mass effect people are here to be like “but a boy and his spaceship tho” because big same
Boy loved his space ship wife even before she got a hot metal body
;; it’s true
I love that but in 3 where Joker’s like “haha I get to take her everywhere with me because I just say she’s my mobility device”
Because like. It’s not technically a lie
Mobility assistance VI robot!
YES!! That’s legit one of my favorite lines in the whole series.