this whole time we were all like

oh he’s probably got a lot of spaniel in him y’know!

like, y’know

recently we’d been going ‘oh maybe a little retriever! like a golden or lab’

well

when i say i tilted my head back and laughed like a crazed anime character when the results came in

and the thing is like. he has a huge fucking head so this TRACKS, BUT LIKE? NO ONE. NO ONE EXPECTED THIS

THAT'S AN ALL AMERICAN MUTT, THAT IS

LOVE HIM

idk about that i think we could consider him uhh...hmmm...a...

mr worldwide....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH