note: i drink all of these.

as some of you may know, no beverage is off limits to me

i have drunk ink

which was actually i think like

low negative x, low positive y

I remember vividly how ink tasted

/fistbump

I can't think of words to describe it though

more watery and less metallic than blood

like the blood of a nymph

a rather spiteful nymph, yes

trik

trik why did you drink ink

to see what it tasted like obv

also it said "non-toxic" on the bottle

also one of my reasons was that in the Dalmatians books, Cruella de Vil was said to have been expelled from school for drinking ink

I was expelled eventually, but not for that

I had a pen chewing habit in high school and no self preservation instincts and a desire for chaos.

So I snapped a bunch of pens in half and drained them all into a mostly empty water bottle.

And collected dare money from several cliques throughout the day.

I am thirty-odd years older and we had bottles of ink

but I also had no self-preservation instinct and a desire for chaos

It only gets honorable mention on my top 3 worst liquids I’ve invested list.

yeah, you wouldn't want, like, a glassful, but

it did have a weird inorganic tanginess

we didn't have money on account of it was boarding school but it was a good way to look badass

i love you two

also i'd say 'less salty than blood' and 'flatter'

/was also a pen chewer

/had accidents