DAKlives
says
nobody reads responses in that crazy timeline in plurk ..so what is the point?
you are "special" dude
gknee
says
I always read replies 
mager
says
I do
Khaled
says
heh 
yoyo
says
Read and pwnd
mmm
gknee
says
shall we explain the point plurkers? 
now there's a lot of people, they'll reply.
gknee
says
if we keep replying maybe he'll show up and tell us to get off his lawn
yoyo
says
so chat has moved to here?
engnr_chik
says
you are gonna get slammed, dood, but the good news is that you're Karma will go up!
Tales
says
Lets party
now that's a weird bug. the page says 9 responses but I can count more than 20.
I guess I didn't refreshed the page. 
knocks on dak's door. "anyone home"
grabs some ice cream an chocolate syrup to take care of the army
yoyo
thinks
daklives is the only one that doesnt read replies
alexdesignz
is
reading this at the moment, so I read responses too. 
CodeRedOnly
thinks
plurks give more karma than responses, but oh well! 
RogueTess
says
I'm in...
Peti
wants
DAKlives back!
agrees with peti
brings a bbq
steals DAK's beer
Tales
says
Helloo?
Tales
says
Lawn Party
Peti
thinks
we should sneak in DAK's lawn, while he's unsuspecting.
brings in ten more port-a-pottys - I know what's important 
what about a flash mob on DAK's lawn?
gknee
says
I think that's what we're doing
phatemokid he's probably sleeping. c'mon, let's sneak!
surfpark
is
It totally depends if the post demands a response. Most of the plurks are statements.
gknee
says
shhhhh let's get more people on his lawn before he wakes up 
OK. Gotta book a ticket to Canada. Wait, that's 1800 USD.
gknee
says
I believe you
gknee
says
our social director has returned from SF complete with Mug!
pb30
asks
whats all this
don't ask.
yoyo
says
congrats on the new title phatemokid aka Social Director
engnr_chik
says
What are all you kids doing to DAK's lawn!!??
engnr_chik we're partying! come on in!
gknee
says
the date is NOW, we're all here
heck yeah
gknee
says
let's grill up some steaks 
yay
yoyo
says
dont forget to make some rare for the hounds
puts steaks aside for the hounds
Jim Lunsford
is
getting better conversations here then on the Twitter.
yoyo
says
Yeah 100+ responses
Khaled
says
plurk will get plorked!
can't wait for the steak 
see the BOLers crash Plurk on DAKlives lawn
Call the DJ
Tales
says
One way to test if Plurk can handle it all, Free Plork for everybody 
Tales
says
Endless supply of Bacon from me
gknee
says
mmmmm bacon
I wanna see plurk broken! What's it's failwhale?
did somebody bring some mmm... bacon?
Tales
says
I'm also taking care of the Cinema display's. NASA could arrive any min. now : www.nas.nasa.gov/News/Re...
pb30
asks
is this the new #CNETFans?
wonders what the biggest plurk thread is.
gknee
says
yes!
yoyo
thinks
it will pass when the plurkover hits
Khaled
says
let's make it happen, more replies then make it meaningful
make it meaningful
pb30
shares
Khaled
says
did you see that comic, LOLcat?
Khaled
shares
gknee
says
130 responses
pb30
thinks
the 20,000 response should get a Macbook Air
or a firefox tshirt
Khaled
wants
a macbook pro
yeah, Canada have good iPhone 3G data rates
DAK is the host of the party, he should pay
gknee
says
we'll have to get him to come out though
yoyo
loves
when daklives says stuff like: *
nobody reads responses in that crazy timeline in plurk ..so what is the point?
in canadian $ please
if he don't show up until the 20,000th reply, I say we make him pay for whatever we need.
test 1 2 www.plurk.com/static/emo...
Tales
says
pb30 is writing a script so he will be the 20000th reply
then we will get banned
Khaled
asks
so what's the time where you live now ?
gknee
thinks
pb30 is dangerous
gknee
says
4:20pm
gknee
says
same time as DAK's lawn
11:20pm
gknee
says
152 responses w00t! 
5:20 pm
2220 pm
yoyo
thinks
daklives is probably lurking in the bushes and sneaking an occasional beer
gknee
thinks
yoyo is probably right, only he's sneaking some of the 'mellow bushes' too
Dak wouldn't hide... would he? 
gknee
says
I don't know rafacst he's a chronic lurker
Anyone up for the Three World Story game?
yoyo
thinks
next time he shows up we sneak the cane and add gps chip.
he just quit from the chat! he's coming to get us! RUN!!!
three world story game?
Three Word* Story game
gknee
says
holy <censored> you'
gknee
says
re right rafacst - hit enter by mistake
Khaled
asks
what's that?
throk
says
I respond.. holy crud what is this? Is this the alternate Plurkverse?
who knows
gknee
says
yes it is tomorrow phatemokid
Germ
says
Hi y'all, mind if I step on the lawn over here?
pb30
shares
Khaled
asks
Canaday?
gknee
says
you start pb30
left the party. Have fun guys!
"Once upon a"
gknee
says
time there was
"smokes a hookah"
and one day
she tripped and
fell into a
Khaled
says
phatemokid your psychic. ...
a TARDIS home
Mr.dudeperson
asks
for forgivness
she timetraveled to
"a time when"
I went away for half an hour to listen to BOL and the party goes off? Well, I'm not cleaning the mess.
gknee
says
parties were really
MissM
has
NEVER seen this many responses 
Khaled
will
break plurk with this single plurk post
or leolaporte
we could always increase this even more
wakes up and tries to remember...oh yeah daklives lawn.
Khaled
says
the lawn of bacon
scratches head at khaled_'s last comment. He has some serious bacon fantasies.
<- don't eat bacon. beef bacon sure
gknee
says
bacon is goooooood
yoyo
says
Dak has 0 karma. ironic isnt it.
gknee
says
perfectly fitting for someone who doesn't use Plurk
yeah
he is in the chatroom
And he's coming to get us! RUN!
gknee
is
running awaaaaaaaaaaay
222
holds still thinking he is like the T-rex
a MG-Rex
New Day New Party Canadian Day
gknee
likes
that there's a new excuse for the party to continue 
gknee
says
the social director has arrived
yoyo
thinks
we need some celebrity visits. If say Veronica or any of the JAMOTO crew showed up it would epic. How much pull you have social director?
Bacon Bacon Bacon
DAKlives
says
DAKlives shakes his cane and yells "Get Off My Lawn You Crazy Kids!!!"
DAKlives
says
i love you all laffing my ass off...you guys are the best...now seriously get the fuck off my ...farm
gknee
says
we woke him up at last!
cheers DAKlives return to the interwebs!! 
how's the moving going, Dak?
kuanyin
says
gknee
says
he can't even get into Plurk to see this on dial up 
Lets rise him from 0.00 to0.09!
gknee
says
guess it can't hurt to plurk 
this was in buffer
allen099
says
We're plurking back over a month ago? Damn. Ok, let's tack on the Karma then. You may arise, DAKlives, as a new man!
gknee
says
let's plurk away until he comes back online
allen099
says
yoyo
says
oh look the grass has almost started to grow back. We can fix that.
Where's DAKlives?!?!?! Come back!
yeah, been too long 
here again... for no reason.
Miss ya buddy :'9
Germ
says
and thus we prove that one can go from Karma 0 to Karma 92.7 in a single plurk.
hello? 