this is how he looked at 37. there is still hope!!

I want you to know I've named a fake pixel dragon after him and it's completely your fault

Wildthyme's dragon Slim

they're only allowed one word names

The random Oscar appearance last year gave me life

oh I did not intend that emoji dang

I think I'm way better looking now than at 23. WAY.

me too. definitely

23 was for me about when I started to become cute

aces!

I will never be able to look at Eminem now without thinking "I need to kill Chaos"

hahahaha oh no

is Stranger of Paradise any good?

I haven’t played the demo. I’m waiting for what’s bound to be a magnificent trash fire of a full game

I can't wait. the edgelord revival is coming

the thing where he turns on Linkin Park just to stomp dramatically out of a room. my 12 year old SOUL

I said this on twitter but it is so goddamn funny to me that they went and modelled an FF protagonist after Eminem like they didn't already have a hugely popular character who is a short, skinny blond nerd who invented an edgy alternate personality to get people to think he was cool instead of dealing with his mental health issues

...has Eminem done a track about Cloud, because it feels like he should

not really his style. but he is a gamer and had a PlayStation in the 90s...

there is also evidence of him buying a Wii U just for Super Smash Bros, though no info on who he mains

that is adorable

what

that is not a fact I was prepared to hear today

sorry deleted the fact, it was inaccurate. in 2010, he was 30th in the world leaderboards at playing Donkey Kong

Eminem's Donkey Kong Ambitions

he also interpolated the Donkey Kong theme in the intro to his 2009 single "3 a.m.", which fits with the timeline. he was recovering from a drug addiction at the time and had a lot of useless energy/couldn't really leave the house, so apparently he spent his time becoming really good at Donkey Kong

by the way, I don't know how familiar you are with Eminem lore Caddy, but I noticed you have been listening to showtunes lately. from that perspective, I recommend you listen to the Eminem song My Darling, which almost certainly was a huge influence on the Venom movie

I will not say any spoilers but it takes a while to get going, so stick with it

oh yeah there is... there is also an Eminem song where he raps over a sample from Kingdom Hearts. I haven't listened to it though

the Eminem song My Darling, which almost certainly was a huge influence on the Venom movie that is one heck of a sentence I was not expecting

Please know that one of the things I was translating into JPN for my coworkers' reference included a tweet that said "I stan," so I got to write a note explaining that, including the origins because how could I not

yeah, I would have done the same

now I am a Stan it is weird catching myself using the word

I ended up using it in the podcast about The Marshall Mathers LP I did, the album which has Stan on it, and it derailed me pretty bad