Nene: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Shin: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Nene: What are you eating?
Shin: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Nene: I like you, don't I?

dsfdgffs YES
he's just doing his most evil smile sprite

SDFDGDFGDFDG

Shin: I can't believe you've done this.....
Nene: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Shin, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

cryinggggg he WOULD

Shin: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Sou Hiyori.
Sidney: But you're Hiyori.
Shin: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

Sidney: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Shin: Oh, we've had worse.

oh my god
that first one killed me

Sidney: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Sidney: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Shin: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Sidney: Ominous positivity.

fsdgfhhfgf

Noah: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Shin: Isn’t that just killing people?
Noah: Ah, technically.

technicallyyy im crying

Helena: The time to act is now.
Helena: Wink, wink.
Shin: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Helena: Oh, sorry.
Helena: Wink.

yeah

GFHDFGFHFGDF

i'm picturing it, beautiful

SHE'S SO PROUD OF HERSELF

Shin: Helena, I screwed up, big time.
Helena: Shin, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Nanami: I trusted you!
Sou: Why?

Sou: Are you having another depressive episode?
Nanami: A depressive episode?
Nanami: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

you could easily flip the names on that one though

SHE DESERVES TO BE PROUD
dsfdgfhgdfsdfdgfh it's his misfortune

hhhh that i trusted you why is his dreamscape rn im crying

AND GOD YEAH they're both numb little bugs as the song goes

IT REALLY IS rest in fucking pieces nanami

again

sorry nanami it's ground zero for his issues

hell fucking yeah i love ground zero it's the best place

wait, did that come out wrong

IT'S JUST GOOD FOR RP i'm gonna go lie down

PATS U

i got what you mean, it really is though

Sou: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Nanami: College dropouts?

Sou: coughs blood
Nanami: Don't die, Sou!
Sou: Don't tell me what to do!

again you could easily reverse those

fgfhgdfdg they really are just yelling about who's dying

Sou: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Sou: glares at Nanami
Nanami: Well, sorry I have morals!

SORRY I'LL STOP NOW this is just too good

honestly don't stop i'm having a great time

Nanami: Sou, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Sou: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Nanami: eating a cinnamon roll
Sou: Cannibalism.
Nanami: confused chewing noises

honestly these two shitposting at each other in their dorm, though

god
they're both nerds, they probably do