This is how she purposely gets my attention, by messing with my hanging necklaces

I thought putting the tissue box right there would discourage it but

Oh man I was looking for a lil parfum to put on before going out so I grabbed a lil sample one, right, get rid of the tinies first and I sprites it on and

/sniff ... That's.....nice, but......there's something.........oud about it.

/peers at label. Valentino uomo

Waaaaiiiittt a minute

I KNOW THAT WORD

I must have used it before bc it's open, but lol I guess I'm an expensive man today??? At least it's subtle. I don't like men's perfume, it all smells the same.

I don't know what it is, if it's oud wood or that calone ocean smell that's dominated men's perfume for decades, but every time I look at the keynotes, they all sound so pleasant but then they all smell like that ocean/wood/musk.

No, sorry, I don't smell lavender or ginger or a fresh orange blossom after a hard rain in Italy. I smell Acqua di Velva.

got my Calisota face on today, frens, it amused one small child and zero adults.