Every few months my credit gets dinged because someone with my exact name owes thousands of dollars of back child support. Its really frustrating because no matter how many times I call people and straighten it out it just keeps happening.
In years where I actually get a tax return it usually delays it because they grab the money to pay what this guy owes and then after fixing it all kinds of nonsense has to happen before they can issue it back to me.
And its super dumb but it ALSO really frustrates me that I'm desperately trying to save up so I can even HAVE kids and this other Ryan is out there not taking care of his and staining my name with his terrible parenting.
So what I'm hearing is that you have a secret family.
(seriously though, what an absolutely ridiculous situation. this is like bad sitcom material)