of course he will want to adopt a cranky spud monster

omg yes

this sounds like a flawless plan with no downsides

all the best plans are

Bart is totally offering a haven for homeless spuds.

nudges go reply to ac you nerd

Bugly42: like a farm upstate?

minimoffs: omg shit ty!

Bart whyyy

Because he has a field that needs planting?

And the potatoes and chickens can be enrichment for each other.

you can't eat Eddie's new friend D:

He wasn't going to let them be eaten!

They’re going to raise an army of near sentient potatoes

They're living, feeling creatures who deserve respect.

/hugs new spud friend tight

do potatoes like hugs

Eddie will find out

For SCIENCE

Note to self: If Tim meets Eddie, do not discuss what he has seen people do to potatoes

Tim, are you going to try to use the spuds for a power source?

No, Katsuki blew them up screaming about sea salt and rosemary

Oh.

he doesn't mind people eating boring potatoes