Narrator: he was not

omg eddie

shhhh gentle sweet golden retriever

I mean, he's not wrong is the thing

How does the thing happen?
Eddie: ....How much time do you have?

no he's not Five is just so prickly i love it

sometime he and balthier need to get drunk so balthier will actually talk about home i want eddie's takes lmao

Eddie actually just gave a take in my late tag to Balthier lol

lmao PERFECT

hot take: rob the air and the sea

Look I have slowly descended to him full blown hating the ocean and I have no regrets

lmao

hes not saying Balthier specifically, just that there is an entire crime market being ignored

His dad doesn’t send things on the ocean tho I MEAN THE LOOT ISNT AS GOOD

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

"are you from one of those worlds that doesn't have thrift stores"

this is the best categorization of worlds

he really has the best priorities

he does