you could fight me over my unpopular opinions

or you could see the value in why trick or treating with me would be advantageous to you when the time comes to trade

(also I know what an apple and toothbrushes are, but no monsters ever tried giving them to me)

it would indeed be advantageous to me

I welcome all of your trash for what other people consider god tier candy

idk what these are for an apple is so funny

WTF I object to Junior Mints, Baby Ruth, and Snickers

oh these are some HOT TAKES

yep I thought this would anger some people lmao

and all mint chocolate is trash, fight me

I will go so far to say all mint is trash, fight me

like you said, there is no need to fight when we could simply trade!!

I am the perfect trading partner

Hot damn. I'll happily take all the twix and trade away the ring pops and sweeties

WAIT NO. READ THAT WRONG

I'll take the butterfingers

sold