sage
2022-08-21T22:00:15.000Z 2022-08-22T00:21:33.000Z
PSYCHE talking about skulduggery's religious beliefs now i got you!!! you thought this was about post-event plotting??? that's crazy!!! and stop telling me the lights are too dim!!!!
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sage
2022-08-21T22:02:36.000Z
the william tell overture playing as he wakes up feeling probably more rested than he has in.... 50+ years?
sage
2022-08-21T22:02:59.000Z
potentially experiencing Some Issues but none that anyone would Notice or Care About (i'm sure!!!)
sage
2022-08-21T22:03:12.000Z
entirely likely he's going to start laughing the moment he wakes up out of just how fucking wild that was
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sage
2022-08-21T22:03:52.000Z
making wild assumptions here for all i know the captain is gonna keep skulduggery in the bridge like his little stay at home husband
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:09:19.000Z
sits in here
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:09:29.000Z
whittling bones
sage
2022-08-21T22:10:18.000Z
sincerely hope he does carve a lil decoration into it so skulduggery can be like "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:10:56.000Z
lmao
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:11:06.000Z
a little secret hint to his secret romanticism
sage
2022-08-21T22:13:24.000Z
ill regain skulduggery a bag of bones so izzy can have more arts and crafts supplies
I bet Izzy can make a really decent sharp carrot
Pen Again
2022-08-21T22:24:50.000Z
what IS the ship name for SkulCap?
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:30:00.000Z
bentsage he could use the enrichment
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:30:25.000Z
handsoplenty he did sharpen the end of the rib in case he needed to stab anyone at short range so you're not wrong
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:30:53.000Z
penbee I think you answered your own question skulcap is a great ship name
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:31:05.000Z
coz a skullcap is a hat innit
Icarian Habits
2022-08-21T22:40:00.000Z
Skulls will get the video as promised.
comesailaway
2022-08-21T22:40:27.000Z
:-)
comesailaway
2022-08-21T22:40:33.000Z
yeah don't make too many plans yet
is the captain gonna wear skully around his waist?
I've heard of keeping your frenimes to lovers closer but this is ridiculous
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:42:46.000Z
insert sex toy joke about bones here
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:43:05.000Z
the boat: so we're gonna kill the captain?
sage
2022-08-21T22:43:06.000Z
comesailaway: i knew this would flush you out
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:43:22.000Z
skulduggery: IM GONNA FUCK THAT OLD MAN
sage
2022-08-21T22:43:32.000Z
you KNOW WHERE I AM AND HOW EAGER I AM FOR INFORMATION
that's not the only thing he's eager for
comesailaway
2022-08-21T22:44:07.000Z
the post is written i just need my brain to wake up a bit more
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:44:11.000Z
you just need someone to bid your blood to run
before you come undone
Pen Again
2022-08-21T22:45:30.000Z
oh no
sage
2022-08-21T22:46:10.000Z
comesailaway: WAIT
IS THIS THE GAY TRANSITION???
comesailaway
2022-08-21T22:49:15.000Z
:-)
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:50:19.000Z
skulcap fandom explodes in 3 2 1
sage
2022-08-21T22:51:16.000Z
just did a series of squealing high kicks in my kitchen
Stede will officiate their wedding
sage
2022-08-21T22:53:54.000Z
good luck there theyre taking their vows while flying over another cliff
𝐴𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒
2022-08-21T22:54:14.000Z
oh my god
𝐴𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒
2022-08-21T22:54:26.000Z
the energies in this plurk
Stede will go fast
but like otoh it's not as if they dont' come back from the dead so he can be like
sorry, guys, can we do another take? I think I flubbed that last line
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T22:58:01.000Z
traditionally at sea if the captain marries it's the first mate who officiates, so it would make sense for stede or ed to officiate as alternative captains
technically Stede is the captain's captain
as some dumbass signed a contract in blood
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T23:05:16.000Z
sure is
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:08:58.000Z
Stede needs to officiate yup
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:09:19.000Z
and their wedding present can be like what Stede and Mary got... tombstones
I hereby pronounce you uh skeleton and...whatever
....which I suppose makes the captain some distant relative of Gonzo that they never speak about
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:10:03.000Z
hes a fellow muppet???
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:10:35.000Z
no wonder he joined the ofmmuppets crew
sage
2022-08-21T23:18:07.000Z
what if skulduggery doesnt want a christian wedding though :-(
Whatever he wants <3
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:26:09.000Z
Stede could dress in leather and you could have a badass wedding, skully
to whose benefit is that?
Pen Again
2022-08-21T23:31:38.000Z
...theirs? because it's cool??
well that is true
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-21T23:40:25.000Z
Hand fasting hand fasting
sage
2022-08-22T00:20:28.000Z
i was thinking about it in the shower and it's probable that in his reality, the sorcerers beliefs were probably the foundation of celtic paganism? or at least they likely developed closely together
at some point Skulduggery needs to end up in the bathtub with a rubber ducky stuck between his ribs
sage
2022-08-22T00:22:20.000Z
i could probably make a decent argument for the faceless ones being adopted by mortal spiritualism and turned into various gods
sage
2022-08-22T00:25:40.000Z
except when the christians came in they really walloped the mortal beliefs so there's probably a sudden branching off where the sorcerers are concerned
sage
2022-08-22T00:25:51.000Z
uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh derek landy just make cohesive historical lore please
sage
2022-08-22T00:30:34.000Z
skulduggery's ancestors the ancients worshiped the faceless ones until xxx time where they turned on them, because they were evil, and banished them from their dimension

(unbeknownst to them, this would lead to the faceless ones slaughtering billions of lives as they ripped their way through reality after reality to return back to their home dimension)
sage
2022-08-22T00:30:41.000Z
(and the only way those gods even found their home dimension again was because skulduggery failed to stop the grotesquery from calling to them and he failed to stop the portal from opening. no pressure though :-) )
sage
2022-08-22T00:31:11.000Z
so anyway at xxx time they arguably had to... fill their spirituality with something. but maybe it really was just athiests vs believers in the war?
sage
2022-08-22T00:31:29.000Z
(the war being the big centuries long fight between believers of the faceless ones and Literally Everyone Else)
sage
2022-08-22T00:32:53.000Z
yeah i guess they wouldn't need to come up with another filler religion, they know their gods are real and they have rejected them
ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛwᴏ
2022-08-22T00:33:23.000Z
maybe like a sideways proto unitarianism
sage
2022-08-22T00:33:40.000Z
but after a certain point, basically by the time skulduggery's a kid, the whole faceless ones/ancients thing is kind of mythologized i think? so they wouldn't actually believe it was real
sage
2022-08-22T00:33:54.000Z
because by the time the books start everyone is like "skulduggery, that is a CHILDREN'S FAIRY TALE. that cannot be true."
sage
2022-08-22T00:35:46.000Z
i would pay good money to know what the religious breakdown of modern sorcerers is b/c like. some of them got to be christians
sage
2022-08-22T00:36:01.000Z
in IRELAND?
sage
2022-08-22T00:36:07.000Z
come on
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