I mean, they already did stuff in the hot tub............

THEY DID AND THEY COULD DO IT AGAIN............

they definitely could

There are plenty of other nice little spaces to duck into too, I'm sure

just sitting in here cuz Pratt wants to hear all your relationship deets

i'm thinking of doing a sharky post before the event so he can share his regain! maybe i'll have him go hit up the sauna and marc can join???????

Stede imagines Skulduggery happy making heart eyes with Hiram over glasses of wine under starry skies

it's a fantasy but you know

skulduggery lowkey does want to ask the captain if like, maybe they could, you know, go visit one of the cool little realities he's got tucked away, like, just them, maybe 👉👈

See?

I mean if Skulduggery ever wants a crashcourse in romance

that is one thing Stede is good at

omg yes

well he was going to but then stede got WEIRD about it

XD Maybe he make that an offered flier course

It's fine Stede will do better u.u

he was trying!!! and then stede started inviting himself on dates and being weird instead of getting all "ooooh romance" like skulduggery expected

it was a misunderstanding anyway

i mean it's not quite. a fantasy. but izzy having some feels about skulduggery

he wasnt inviting himself on dates D<

Izzy just wants to get boned

if izzy's a very good boy on the mission maybe more bones will get thrown his way

more happy little headpats and "good jobs"

handsoplenty lmao he is getting laid!

bentsage :3

make him all giddy why don't u

aww congratulations

that's so cute

he just wants to be told he's a useful good boy ok

tbh jade still kind of wishes he could compare those old phalanges against skulduggery's new ones

does that...count, as fantasizing??? close enough right

it's a... kind of fingering

That's a good pun I gotta hand it to you

HAHAH

PLS.............

god i cant even be mad about that one it's too good

depends on whether or not he can take a good ribbing

rofll

well izzy's already proven that clearly

waiting with bated breath for the day izzy stabs somebody with that carved rib shiv now tbh

well he TRIED to give it back smhhh

skulduggery had to be weird about it

but i guess nothing says You're My New Captain like carrying around a piece of their body.

um, yes please. Marc will definitely join him in the sauna

rainbell: it absolutely does and he should ask next time they hang out.....

homocop: YOU CARVED IT INTO A KNIFE

he sharpened the pointy end, yeah

like it isn't a knife so much as it it's a shiv but

oh it definitely looks like a shiv carved in the midst of a zombie horde alright
after the mission assuming izzy doesn't turn on them that will become something he appreciates about izzy but for now he's A LITTLE WEIRD