RITA I AM SO SORRY skulduggery has a mean voice in his head telling him not to let teenagers bully him
she's getting the full brunt of his angry dad shtick since darcy rightfully disowned him for being a mass murdering super villain
THE LAUGH I DID at that tag, thank you for that glorious reply
oh no, he lost dad privileges with darcy...
she's lucky he didn't make her jump in for it!!!!!! lmfao
yeah he sort of definitely did ruin things with her!!! they are... well they're talking again so that's good at least
LMAO it's hilarious either way
welp...that's a start, for sure! 
oh my god this is just a truly quintessential tired dad vs teen thread
skuls just bein so savage rn bless
she's also gotten him post-captain talk
so he's feeling very white knighty
oooh 
I was popcorning that thread...
I was popcorning that thread...
gl skuls she's a handful....the rita experience 
god at some point he and jade really need to just sit down and like. swap tips for handling rude teens back and forth
divinesaber: IT WAS REALLY CUTE 
i didn't expect skulduggery/captain to be so fuckin tender but i am lovin it
i didn't expect skulduggery/captain to be so fuckin tender but i am lovin it
wow rude
#TeamTeen
IT WAS REALLY CUTE?! the captain trying to figure out how to make out with a skeleton.....
teamteen indeed!! she is giving off the most insufferable teen vibes here, for sure 
skulduggery panicking as he realizes he also does not know how to make out with a skeleton...
lMAO
LMAO something that's never been an issue until now....
look maybe these are questions skulduggery's never had to think about before!!! CUT THE POOR MAN SOME SLACK
but also yes maybe november...seeing as jade uh. do be going through it rn
god november rly does need to be a month of just. chill and trauma recovery
let's never talk about october ever again actually
they can dadsociate at the halloween party before things go down...
omg maybe they could....dadsociation corner v2, what horrific thing will they watch go down from a distance this time
god honestly
skulduggery hates ghost stuff so he's been ignoring most of it
(dissociating from his own possession basically)
he's gonna be there in a devil costume like "this is fine..."
skulduggery hates ghost stuff so he's been ignoring most of it
(dissociating from his own possession basically)
he's gonna be there in a devil costume like "this is fine..."
fio wanted to go to the party so he's obligated
gonna be hard to top the captain's skull being split open by lobster crackers but im sure our ghosts will find a way
also that is truly an extremely valid reason to Attend Party
#teamteen
fio remaining the most powerful character around
skuls providing some real wisdom here
there was no way any of us could have guessed that there would be a delay with resurrections when he chose to blow himself up. And I doubt he would have changed his plans if he had known
I know he's not supporting natsuno's dumb as fuck decision but still
he gets it
sillysymphony: he's kind of like "i mean, if that's the best way to deal with jinx, go off i guess?"
he thinks its just weird teen drama
this is like a cw show
this is like a cw show
basically
skully gets it
sweats in cw show character
SEE? NOT EVEN WRONG
lmao he's not into the teen interpersonal drama