Turns out yes there is and it's "Today we're going to do main body 2 of this bitch of an essay you have to write"

"I hired a robot to do your work, sit back and wait for your qualification" maybe

.... I can has a Connor to do this course for me please?

No

You get Ralph

... I mean Ralph needs a nice home and a hug and to be looked after, but I don't think I'd trust him to write my essay about effective person centred care after he tried to feed an android child a scorched raccoon

Shh he'd be me in a care setting, don't pick on him